irish sausage

a 6.5" sausage as opposed to the shorter bratwurst or German sausage which is a mere 5.3" long on average. The Irish sausage also has a thicker base, for more sensation when it passes thru the lips (either set).

She really enjoyed the Irish sausage after years of bratwurst and other German sausages.

by Junior January 5, 2004

irish swag

The coolest, most awesome form of swag ever: irish people have been swaggering since the dawn of time – and they didn't even exist back then (So f**king awesome!)

"i saw his dance moves at the club; he definitely has that irish swag!"

by 21ducks&chickens February 28, 2015

Make It Irish

To add alcohol to a beverage ie coffee or soda

Dude this frink aint dat nice

Dude lets make it irish

by fishcaker August 9, 2009

itis pill

a non-medicinal substitute for sleep aids currently in development. the pill contains derivatives of tryptophan from turkey, saturated fats from slow-roasted pulled pork, and powdered Hawaiian Punch. The result is a very powerful sleep aid.

Side effects include sloth and obesity with continued use.

Overdose Warning: overdoses could result in a food-induced coma; something along the lines of eating 3 pulled pork sandwiches and washing it down with Hawaiian Punch. It's a good idea to be near a bed or La-z-boy Recliner when taking this medication

I'mma take my itis pill and hit the hay.

No, I can't go out tonight. I took an itis pill to relax and can't even think of getting off this couch.

by bzammerman December 9, 2008

irish dave

one hell of a legend, born in the heart of ireland; dave is thriving in irish charm and charisma

hey did you meet irish dave today?

no he was out stopping crime and saving the world from irish based destruction

by danthemankebab October 14, 2013

Irish pizza

Imported cheese from China when the box says “100% Irish mozzarella “the fecking liars they are

“Irish Pizza is the nicest! But one problem is that they have Chinese cheese on them....”

by reekyborra March 20, 2020

ihtishaam

The name of a person who you began to wish for when you were just a child. He’s the kind of partner that you think can only ever exist in the dream world. He can make your heart skip a beat and will become your heaven on Earth. By far the most sexiest man in personality, thoughts and appearance. He is living proof that God does listen to what you say in the deep of the night when no one else is around (trust me, I tried this).
He will be your best friend and you will both be the lucky ones who fell in love along the way.

And there he is. That’s my Ihtishaam.

by I love you to the moon n back June 14, 2020