Todd: I met this girl at the bar yesterday and when we we got to my house and we were about to have sex she was scratching down there
Sal: Eww that bitch had a carpet itch
Todd: Damn, thank God I told her she had to leave
Sal: Eww that bitch had a carpet itch
Todd: Damn, thank God I told her she had to leave
by YOUR MOTHERS BFF June 20, 2011
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A phrase coined by the infamous engineer, Cameron Vant, on March 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a passenger experiences when attempting to open a locked vehicle's door too soon or when assuming the door was unlocked. The feeling the passenger would incur would be similar to one in which a gladiator would feel if it were to hop into the wagon before the chariot was ready in front of a coliseum full of spectators; usually embarrassed, shameful, or stupid. A severe case of chariot's itch may occur when the passenger is opening the door at nearly the same time the driver unlocks the door. Often times during cases of severe chariot's itch the passenger may double tap the window, signaling the driver to unlock the door, followed by another awkward experience of trying to explain one's actions.
The antonym of chariot's itch is "colossal applause". See colossal applause.
The antonym of chariot's itch is "colossal applause". See colossal applause.
by camvant August 16, 2016
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The result of a person the lives to buy sell or trade junk at a garage sale;
The result of itching profusely due to the possibility of being able to acquire more junk.....,
The result of a person the lives to buy sell or trade junk at a garage sale;
The result of itching profusely due to the possibility of being able to acquire more junk.....,
by ADONEALL February 10, 2013
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Damn, I knew I should have waxed instead of shaving! Now this bitch itch is going to drive me nuts all day!
by Kablooper October 22, 2009
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