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team italy

one of the teams featured in the stan twitter war. (the superior team.) team france & brazil could NEVER.
i was on team france, then i switched to team italy because team france is a flop.
by hergng May 27, 2020
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Semolina, Italy

A small city in Italy recognized only by a minute group of individuals.
Some may refer to Semolina, Italy as a city, but it does not actually exist. Similar to Narnia or Atlantas.
by peterpan5002 August 23, 2012
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Italy

Southern European country. Was the center of the ancient world, mainly for its location in the middle of the mediterranea sea. Today is a poor country with some heritage of its gloriuos past. Years of corrupted and money driven governments have resulted in a populations of self centered individuals, with no sense of unity whatsoever. The typical Italian man , born in Italy not the USA, is concerned only in his well being and personal development and if that means fucking everybody else around him, all the better. The culture of "privilegi" is rampant, so everybody tries to elbow the next guy in the mouth only to get a free seat at the cinema, a better looking car, a smarter looking suit. Everyting revolves around looks. That's why Italy has teh best clothes in the world, 'cos everybody there is nuts about looks. Italy is in reality a veru poor country bordering the third world level. Nevermind the image that clever sales rep for the tourist board try to create for the Americans, Italy is about poverty, poor culture, poor values, terrible governements ad lots and lots of foreign organized crime. Even Mafia is being run by Albanins and Rumanians these days, so Italy can't even claim that anymore. Italy does make some good things, some are the best in the world and are:Guns - Beretta, Benelli, Franchi.
Landmines - many factories are in Brescia. Italy is the largest maker and seller of these things in the world.
Pasta - Garofalo, look for it at Central Market.
Cars - Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati.Cloths and shoes - Forget the Armani and Gucci shit, Italy has the best craftsmem who make the best tailor made suits in the world, not to mention shoes, ties, shirts. If is elegant, well made and durable, was made in Italy. Nothing to do with heritage and shit, its just a matter of demand. Italians with money are the most demanding and bollocks busting customers in the world, so the craft has to be top notch or the shops closes down.Coffee - Fuck Starbucks, Italians with no money (99.9% of the populations) are maniacs about coffee, since they can get nothing else really. So the various bars compete for the business and the result is the best coffee in the world by a country mile. Forget the espresso one gets in the USA, the real thing is complitely different. So much so that many Americans find the local coffee way too potent when they try it in Italy.Jewellery - Little known fact, all the best jewellery makers are Italians. Many of the european Kings had their bling shit made in Italy, over the centuries. Bulgari, Buccellati, Grisogono, to name but a few. The best jeweller of all time was Italian, Benedetto Cellini.
Classic Music and its players - Vivaldi, Verdi, Rossini. The best players: Arturo Benedetti Michelangeli is regared as the best piano player of all times. Uto Ughi the best violin player and so on.Opera - if you like that kind of shit, Italy is the country to thank for it.Italy is the birth place of many things and these things are generally best made over there.Pizza, Ice Cream (Romans used to mix wine and snow, so take no shit ice cream was born in Italy), Pasta (yeah Marco Polo discovered the noodles in China and introduced them to Italy, but the pasta as it is enjoyed today was first made in Italy), Espresso Coffee (the Turks had the idea but Italians invented the machines that make an espresso a lovely thing free of the dust you find in Turkish coffee), all that lovely italian food made of almost nothing but tastes soooo good.(mainly because Italy has always been a poor country and its people had to resort to ingenuity in order to make good food virtually from nothing).
Italy has some amazing History, but today is a poor country plagued by crime, corruption and drugs. They do make some good stuff over there when they really want to.
by nerchione December 10, 2008
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Ilary

person 1- is that ilary?

person 2- must be because she is the best
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Italy

Italy is a country in Europe in the shape of a boot peninsula under France above Africa in the mediteranian sea italians speak Italian and the capital is Rome
Let's go to Italy for our anniversary!
by cheetah guy523 June 9, 2015
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Ilary

She is a naturally beautiful girl with big smiley eyes. She is an angel,always helpful, kind, polite, loving and shy but with a great and quirky sense of humor. this doesn't take away the fact that she is also Very flirty (hehe), likes to drink and have fun.

She is a very great listener and want everyone person she love to be happy. Ilary has GOOD taste in music and style, period.if you have her as a friend you are very lucky she is not friends with many people. An Ilary loves her friends and would probably die for them, but she needs the same kind of attention back. She's really talented too, she just doesn't realize it cuz she underestimate herself too much.
x: what's her name?
the one and only ilary mf
by imfckntired November 21, 2021
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Skiing Italy

When a girl is stroking two guys off while doing the Eiffel tower position with two other guys at the same time
Last night We went skiing Italy on this chick we met at the bar.
by Harry5332 May 12, 2012
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