iPhonegasm

The unmitigated joy of having the latest iPhone 3G s, especially when using the newest features.

Cutting! Pasting! Videoing! I'm having an iPhonegasm!

by zhrona August 6, 2009

Schrodinger's iPhone

When you drop your iPhone face-down and have to check if the screen is cracked or not

"I dropped my iPhone off the balcony this morning and had the most stressful case of Schrodinger's iPhone when I had to pick it up. Thank God the screen wasn't cracked!"

by KimJongLil May 18, 2014

iPhone Killer

Little is known of the iPhone Killer. Having never been seen in person, it is impossible to describe its appearance, nor has it even been proven to truly exist. There are many versions of the Legend of the iPhone Killer, each of which is wildly varied from the last. However, each and every version agrees that "it's coming in a few months."

Did you hear? (Insert Google product here) is going to be the iPhone Killer!

by Swarley123 February 16, 2010

iPhone-it

The act of using an iPhone to gather information, like directions, movie times, etc.

Person #1: Where's the nearest Best Buy?

Person #2: Hold on, I'll iPhone-it.

by Chitown Supervillain April 2, 2009

iPhone

(noun) a device used for everything but calling people.

A man walks in a bar with his iphone... He suddenly realises he needs to fart. He logs into Itunes and ups the volume thinking 'the music is loud no one will hear' So he farts... When he looks around, everyone's staring at him Then he realises... He was listening to his iphone with headphones.

by tha_m3th0d April 30, 2012

iPhone Cocky

1.) Being euphoric, and carrying an egotistical air of superiority and social dominance soon after the recent purchase of an iPhone.

2.) The social phenomenon of thinking you can pretty much rule the world now that you have bought the iPhone.

3) The thick layer of douchiness added to your personality because you think you're the only dipshit on the planet with an iPhone.

1.) Last night Darnell was being iPhone cocky and tried to shotgun two 40's of colt 45 in under a minute.

2.) Igor was getting iPhone cocky yesterday and tried to blow fire out of his mouth after siphoning gasoline out of his mom's Xterra.

3.) Did you hear that Bartleby is running for student body president? It's probably cause he's iPhone cocky. What a fag.

by G tothe B October 9, 2007

iPhone

A cell phone that adds "new" features once a year and calls them innovative. Most of these features are not new or innovative but rather common on other phones.

Apple: This new iPhone will have voice chat! You'll be able to connect on a totally new level you've never been able to experience before!
Sane person: Didn't Nokia, Palm, Motorola, and Sony all have this, like, 3 years ago?
Apple: ....NOT LIKE THIS! INNOVATION!

by Matt..... June 23, 2010