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Divine Intervention

The hand of God holds the universe together and makes everything work. Science is a conspiracy theory put forth by the devil and his satanic angels to forward the ideas of determinism.
Project Manager: How is the Microchip coming their Hank?

Electrical Engineer: Divine Intervention keeps fucking up my circuits, i mean, i can't get shit done around here!

Reverend J.T. Homeslice: Mary Mother full of grace.

*Fire reigns down from heaven to complete electric circuit as God sends forth bears to maul the atheist engineer.
by J.T. Homeslice May 24, 2011
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Interection

A physical interaction with another person involving an erection.
Ex1: I had a interection with him/her/them in the broom closet today.

Ex2: No one wants to have an interection with you.
by Greenie boi October 25, 2019
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internaction

Referring to interaction between two or more humans via the internet.
"I can't get no...internaction".

"They all settled in for a few hours of internaction."
by pseudodave October 17, 2009
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the interception

when you are receiving head and when you are about to cum you pull out turn to either side tilt up and back away cumming into the air then swipping it out of mid air with your hand and smacking the girl across the face with it
interception i totally used the interception that skank lastnight
by pizzle47 November 11, 2009
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Roblox Intervention Foundation

Some random group on Roblox with 100k+ members, a parody of the SCP foundation, is a SCP game. A group that is plain.
Guy 1: Ey, you heard about that SCPF shit on Roblox?
Guy 2: Yeah, some shitty organization called the Roblox intervention foundation.
by AfterNetwork July 13, 2020
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Intersectionality

Cultural Marxist bullshit mainly espoused by self-loathing white leftist nutjobs and noisy minorities who live in the west and enjoy all it's benefits, whilst bashing everything it stands for. Best ignored.
Intersectionality is why I'm a useless twat and a failure in life and it's all your fault.
by Lord Frontbottom March 9, 2015
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The Law of Intersectionality

The Law of Intersectionality

(noun, abs)

When a company - based either primarily online or on the high street - begins to employ more and more measures to attempt to curb the invisible and intangible misogyny of the 'Patriarchy', a set number of months are affixed to its lifespan and marketability before financial collapse happens.

Addendum, the further a company pushes for the Intersectionality in itself the quicker it destroys itself.
Guy one: Netflix is planning on instituting a "only look at someone five seconds" rule
Guy two: Whoa, guess Netflix is just speeding up its use of the Law of Intersectionality.
by The Ardent Man June 17, 2018
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