by Jigwitit March 16, 2020
I was dancing through her velvet trench all night.
Her velvet trench exploded with squirt as she vigorously paddled the little man in the boat.
Her velvet trench exploded with squirt as she vigorously paddled the little man in the boat.
by Dick Onchin February 05, 2021
by Kavvy_boy February 03, 2009
Trench fanny is when you have a splash in the sea fully clothed and proceed to walk around all day with sopping knickers and a good ol’ chafe.
“Oh crikey, I love swimming in the sea, but now I’ve got trench fanny!”
“Susan, I can smell your trench fanny!”
“Damn, I forgot a spare change of clothes... I’ll probably get trench fanny again.”
“Susan, I can smell your trench fanny!”
“Damn, I forgot a spare change of clothes... I’ll probably get trench fanny again.”
by FlappyFanny July 23, 2018
When the girl has way too much sex her vagina becomes a nasty, disease ridden trench than many have walked through. The unexperienced guy has sex with her and then contracts trench dick and his dick shrivels up and turns into a Gremlin.
by getlite November 25, 2009
Very comfortable, warm coats, usually comes in leather. It's differnet than other coats because these types of coats drape down enough where only your feet and the lower part of your legs are shown. This makes the wearer warmer and drier than other alternatives.
Sadly, alot of adults (usually middle-aged or older) look completely down upon these coats because they can easily conseal weapons such as sawn-off shotguns, uzis, and other firearms. All this because of reputation when students coming in guns blazing wearing these coats.
Because of this, I'm forbidden to wear such a coat to my high school, and I live no where near Colorado.
Sadly, alot of adults (usually middle-aged or older) look completely down upon these coats because they can easily conseal weapons such as sawn-off shotguns, uzis, and other firearms. All this because of reputation when students coming in guns blazing wearing these coats.
Because of this, I'm forbidden to wear such a coat to my high school, and I live no where near Colorado.
"What the hell is stopping me from shashing weapons in a backpack or a winter coat yet I can't wear fucking trench coats in school, you shit-headed assholes?"
- A response I made to the "people" running the school I go to.
- A response I made to the "people" running the school I go to.
by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 14, 2007
She'd just got back from Yoga and had a bit of a Stench Trench, it was like sucking on a lead acid battery
by Simon C June 18, 2004