Drinking Paint

Consuming a dangerous chemical

Don’t start Drinking Paint or you will die

by Jesus is watching you sleep June 9, 2020

painting the panda

The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your “brown bear” into a “panda bear”

Bruh, I beat off on my poop. Painting the panda got me feelin like Picasso.

by akthagod69 March 3, 2019

painting the toilet

shitting in the toilet, with a masterpiece, painting the toilet

Nick H. is painting the toilet because of some taco bell

by masterpiece maker2 November 21, 2013

paint it black

song by the rolling stones during the vietnam era, it rocks

ever heard paint it black, if you have, YOU RULE!

by M6D September 1, 2004

paint peeler

A type of bowel movement that is so odious that the fumes strip paint off of the bathroom wall.

"If youre thinking about re-painting your bathroom, let Joe take a paint peeler in there to help get the old color off first."

by chauncey July 27, 2004

paint can

1. can which contains paint
2. slaps stupid ppl

that paint can is gonna slap ya fuckin face

by Dong Woo September 3, 2005

paint the fence

When a girl licks your cock up and down, making it look like she is painting a fence with her tongue.

Before Tara started suckin my cock I had her paint the fence to get it hard.

by OptimusFunkPhd December 4, 2010