put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one

"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"

by goldlicker July 30, 2021

My mouths flipped

When you accidentally drop the N bomb in class

Teacher: why did u say that
Student: sorry sir my mouths flipped

by [e-mail] April 17, 2021

it’s my mouth

The funniest way to respond to someone e that says that they are talking always talking too much.

Alex: I can’t believe that I have to work on all of this homework for today
Chad: Seriously you talk so much why can’t you just shut up!?!?!?!?!
Alex: Because it’s my mouth

by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020

It’s my mouth

The funniest thing to say to someone who complains about you talking too much.

Person 1: You talk so much shut up
Person 2: No because it’s my mouth

by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020

christmas in my mouth

When santa cums in a girls mouth instead of coming down the chimney. Santa slides down your throats instead of the chimney.

Last night was a crazy Christmas Eve party. I think I experienced Christmas in my mouth because my mouth was nasty and Clayton sure didn't get anything from me.

by Frenado Alvarado January 07, 2017