Impalation

Impalation is the act of being impaled. Impalation causes pieces of your body to exit your pilates.

Kallie experienced impalation and shat her pants, causing her to die not by impalation, but by the stench.

by The Best Squirrel Monkey March 14, 2023

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"Impaltastic bro."
"...What?"

by 13! was here December 2, 2023

Impala Terri

Impala Terri is a bad bitch from Oakland County, Michigan. Street cred is as good as it gets, Impala Terri earned her stripe long ago when she was just a lil nigga. Several felony convictions and a trip to the Big House solidifies her certitifation of being a real OG.
Word is Impala Terri has a four foot dick that is covered in scars and pimples and has pus coming from the tip. It is said that Impala Terri bathes her dick in garbage truck juice

"Impala Terri really got a 4 foot dick? "
"Yeah, she does. I sucked it a few times when money was tight. 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
"No shit? She only charged you 20 bucks? She told me 50!"
"Impala Terri a muff ukka"

by LongerDonger McMuffslayer April 22, 2024

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by Gimegame December 24, 2024

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by Gimegame January 2, 2025

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by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Impalor

An ancient beast where the origins of the term "chode" came from. These massive beasts had little, but fat packages compared to their volume of size and weight. Unfortunately, these beasts became extinct in the middle ages do to rampant diseases and STDs. Female impalors also lost interest in their male counterparts probably because of their chode aspects.

The Impalor struggled with dating women because of his "package".

by Brink Weinerschnitzel October 26, 2025