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In The Illusion

A subtle way of telling your friends and family that you are/were high .
"I'm sorry I'm late. I was In The Illusion."
"I just did a couple hits and I'm feeling In The Illusion right now..."
In The Illusion by Blorbus221 October 25, 2025

illusions of unzippedness

A barely recognized but fairly common misperception that one’s fly is always open.
He suffered throughout his life with unrelenting illusions of unzippedness.

Work Illusionist 

Someone who give the illusion of doing work, but in reality does nothing. This trick can be preformed by; by attending meeting, especially meetings in other office buildings; volunteering for non-work activity such as organising work social events.

The work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.
Boss Hay where's insert slacker name , he said he was in a meeting with you ?

Office Worker Hang on, he said he was in a meeting with you.

Boss Look like we a have a work illusionist on the pay role
Work Illusionist by 58008 January 30, 2010

iLLuZioNs 

A very talented individual who does not stop owning. See l33t
Damn, that guy just pulled an iLLuZioNs!
iLLuZioNs by TheMan March 21, 2004

Lonestar illusions 

An idea of a Texas lifestyle, based on romanticized notions of Texas' history, culture, and daily life, that lead a person to have a misconceived conception of what a traditional Texas lifestyle entails. This idea is based on thoughts of Southern gentry, glamour, and the beauty of the Texas landscape.
Mary-Margaret always wanted to marry a Texas cowboy because she had Lonestar illusions of life on the ranch, when, in reality, it is a laborious and back-breaking lifestyle.

Illusionais 

A Group of Illusionists who use illusions for bad deeds like stealing.
The Illusionais have escaped out of prison tricking the guards many times.
Illusionais by GhostFanter May 24, 2021