Jump 'N Hump

A dance move in which a person will come up behind the dancer or other person and proceed to hump/dance with them until the person turns around, at which time the jump 'n hump individual runs away avoiding recognition and leaving their victim confused and stunned. The literal translation deriving from being physically jumped and then humped.

Girl: (dancing, somehow gets separated from other girls/friends)
Guy: (starts dancing behind her)
Girl: what? (starts to turn around)
Guy: (Turns to girl next to her and starts dancing looking unaware)
Girl: Watch out Meg, there's some guy here doing the Jump 'N Hump.

by Bre MO November 6, 2008

Dry hump

To have sex, but with your clothes on, usually a male to a female. The male rubs his hard cock over a female's vagina. He humps her until she cums or he cums or both.
Safe sex.
Feels really good.

Tom: Hey, Mindy. Whatcha doing tonight?
Mindy: Nothing. What are you thinking about?
Tom: Wanna hang out behind the school tonight?
Mindy: Sure, babe.

Later That Night

Tom: Man, you're feeling wet. *rubs her pussy while kissing her*
Mindy: Faster! *kisses back*
Tom: *proceeds to dry hump faster and harder, his boner jabbing her pussy*
Mindy: Mmm, this is almost as good as sex! *smiles and leads him to her car where they begin to have hard, passionate sex*

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017

Rome Hump

The name for a bizarre body type common to women in Rome, New York. Unlike a normal women, who, as a result of female hormones, will gain weight mostly in her hips and thighs, then all over, a Rome woman will often gain weight in her upper body, especially on her back. The result is an odd, top-heavy looking person with fat arms, a fat stomach, wide rounded shoulders and a hump on the back, yet slim hips, skinny legs, and no buttocks. Think of the main character in the Dilbert comic strip, only if he was a linebacker and a woman.

1.) Let's go to Wal-Mart in Rome and count the Rome Humps!

2.) Humpologists agree the Rome Hump may actually have originated in Taberg, New York.

3.) I was in Utica, but I saw an epic Rome Hump on this one girl!

by certainlynotgwen January 18, 2009

hump day

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.

After hump day, the weekend gets closer.

by Albert February 15, 2004

squirm hump

"Squirm Hump" is a move originated in the music video of Neon Hitch's "Fuck U Betta". The move takes place in one of the many scenes when you find her sprawled on the ground in an unknown black substance that resembles oil or tar. It is hella sexy, but please do not attempt at home. It is a level 5 skill acquired over many years of training, and any act without proper supervision could result in a permanently torn pride and ligaments.

"She squirm humps hella good."

by Darsb1tch November 30, 2013

INCERTO HUMP

The Incerto Hump is a major curvature of the spine resulting in hunched forward shoulders, stiff neck, and a rounded upper back area. (i.e The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

The medical term for the Incerto Hump is Incerticus Humpias Maximus.

That pinner never trains shoulders and now he's forming a brutal Incerto Hump, what a dumbass.

by Shawn Manning August 27, 2007

Clump Hump

Having an excessive amount of sex in a short period of time, usually before or after expected dry spells.

Oh I haven't seen my girl in forever, we're gonna clump hump this weekend.

by weekend pounder October 20, 2010