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hooker

In tennis, a cheater. When it's a close line call, they hook the point away as their own instead of giving it to their opponent.
Sami: Hey that was my point it hit the line!

Hayley: No it was mine!

Sami: You hooker!
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Volunteer Hooker

A promiscuous female who is employed in the sensual business but who does not accept currency.

A slut.
by PapaSmurf3147 February 23, 2010
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hooker looker

noun: a rubbernecking "john" driving by and holding up traffic looking for a prostitute
"Hey man, the light is green and this "hooker looker" is holding up traffic!"
by J.L.E. May 24, 2007
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hooker-ology

What you study in order to become a prostitute/hooker. Also an option for prospective strippers.
Jessica has a degree in hooker-ology.
by BLAHpseudonym January 22, 2010
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Hooker Palace

a nice friendly place to hang out where your teacher definitely won't pull out his campfire willy
Ah, I have to go to the Hooker Palace again, wish my luck dude.
by The fuvkkkjj May 19, 2019
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Hooker Master

One who has mastered a hooker or hookers; a pimp.
Jim ain't just a pimp, a hookerman, or a playa, he's a true Hooker Master.
by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007
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hooker bath

To cleanse oneself with baby wipes. Based upon how prostitutes clean up between johns. A variation of a mexican shower.
I didn’t have time to go home after work, so I took a hooker bath at the office.”
by Harry Michas July 25, 2008
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