Meth Hoof 

A extreme form of athletes foot caused by extensive boot wearing. Often found on crankers who fall asleep in office chairs with boots on. Avoidable by wearing rubbermasterbaters due to air flow to your feet.

1. Put your socks back on Tyler no one wants to see your meth hoof.

2. Hey man when the last time you took your boots off that meth hoof is getting out of control.

Meth Hoof by RoseJones March 29, 2021

Mammoths hoof

A more senior, and generally larger scale version of a camels toe. Looks more like piano wire garotting an ardvarks rear. More prevalent in older ladies that "were once hot, but now are not"

Your wife needs to get a new swimsuit mate, that one shes got on may have fit her 20 years ago but now it just shows her "Mammoths hoof" its so tight!!! Its not a good look.......

Mammoths hoof by cheffykins December 20, 2010

wolf hoof 

A male Camel Toe.

Jenn has a Camel Toe, but damn look at Matt's Wolf Hoof!

wolf hoof by Travis Honeycutt December 16, 2010

Meat Hoof 

Commonly known as "Camel Toe"....when a woman wears jeans that are way too tight, and you can cleary see her "lips", and the seam is right up the middle.

Dude, look at that bitch's meat hoof, hanging out in public 'n all. That ain't right!

Meat Hoof by rog December 13, 2002

Goat's hoof

When a female is donning tight attire down south, the 'Goat's hoof' comes out to play. Clearly visible to the naked eye, the 'Camel toe' bears a very similar resemblence to a common bovine trotter.

'Hey mate look! Blatant Goat's hoof approaching'
'Wow, Did you see Cheryl Coles hoof the other night?'
'Shall we go swimming? There's bound to be some hoofs about'

Goat's hoof by Matgra October 3, 2010

camels hoof 

A shape that develops around the genital area on womens trousers when they are too tight.
Usually fat women in ski pants. Urrgh!

Also known as camel toe.

camels hoof by ming April 23, 2003

wildabeast hoof 

A wildabeast hoof is a scary camel toe. It's a sloppy, beastley, gianormous women's version of a camel toe.

"I was in spinning class and i realized the woman with the sweaty wildabeast hoof next to me, forgot to wipe off her seat. NASTY!!!!"

wildabeast hoof by Shannon and Laurie October 17, 2007