Dustin Hoffer

The gayest kid ever who skips gym class to play world of warcraft.
often can be seen riding the shortbus to school or trimming his dirtstache.

A typical dustin hoffer is interested in 3 things, men, twinkies and raping squirrels
every school has one,. you just have to find who the REAL dustin hoffer is. he mist likely is trying to share urinals with foreighn kids, or talking about penises 24/7.

Wow he is such a Dustin Hoffer

by mac merritt October 14, 2011

roderick heffley

The definition of perfect. He should be everyones idol and everyone should take after this sexy sexy man. Hes in a band with some random kids and hes the drummer which immediately makes him sexier than everyone else. He was doing so good in his life but stupid greg heffley got in the way.

me: have you seen the new kid roderick heffley?
person: yeah hes so hot would smash

by ailisisntaranga March 22, 2021

Caitlin van Hoffen

Caitlin van Hoffen is an awesome friend! She will always stick by you through hard and good times. She is so funny as well and Beautiful. Anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend!

wow I wish I had Caitlin van Hoffen as my bff!

by randomrandomcool August 23, 2011

10 points for Hufflepuff

A phrase used to communicate that you just got a blowjob.

So we went into the bathroom and she started blowing me and I texted my boyz "10 points for Hufflepuff"

by jojohamy November 23, 2010

hufflepuffin

The Hufflepuff house is the most inclusive of the houses and is by default filled with some of the least intelligent, ambitious, and brave people at Hogwarts. Hufflepuffin refers to an activity that is either unintelligent or tremendously awkward for all others present. It's comparable to watching a lactose intolerant badger run into a glass door seven times.

Person 1: That girl was smiling at me all the way across the restaurant!
Person 2: It's McDonalds man, thats her job...
Person 1: No, I really think she's interested!
Person 2: You're hufflepuffin so hard right now.

by mintyfreshnate September 15, 2011

hoffsexual

Any man who is not native to Germany and yet can stir teutonic passions with an arrogant self denial of their own inescapable naffness, which may take the form of (but not exclusively): an outrageously large curly head of hair, shirtless leather outfits, 80's style dad dancing, or general homoerotic behaviour. Non-Germanic types may suffer extremes of emotion when if the vicinity of a hoffsexual. See also hoff, hasselhoff and bowiesexual

That twat is soooo hoffsexual, I don't know whether to laugh my spleen up or make him eat his own legs.

by LeBeourfCurtaine November 14, 2005

Manny Heffley

A cartoon character from Diary of a Wimpy Kid that is an icon. He is a literal legend and stands with gen z as they fight against police brutality! Usually used in context with the song 'The Revolution must not be televised', but featuring Manny.

The Manny will not be televised. Manny Heffley's getting tired of police brutality!

by TikTokDefines July 8, 2020