Hooking it

1. (v.) The Act, process, and/or methods of and involving the illegal solicitation of sex.
2. (v.) To stand on a street corner offering sex in echange for payment of any kind.

Too busy hooking it, ain't ya suzy?

Hey Bob! Look, that fat mexican chick is still hookin it, oh wait... DAMN, that's just your mom.

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

hobok

is an asshole or a weenie

Priscilla is being such a hobok today!

by cassduj1994 June 19, 2008

Hobokin

A girl who is down to go out and have fun without looking or acting like a slut. A real person who is there when you need them. A true friend.

People like that don't phase me I have my hobokin.

by Chelsea McGurk February 23, 2009

Hoboklahoma

Slang reference to the NYC suburb Hoboken, NJ, used to note the town's lack of discernable personilaty, character, hint of creativity, and predominance of lame vacuous blonde bimbo babes and perpetual baseball hat wearing frat boys, whose idea of exotic is ordering a Yuengling over a Miller lite, similar to those found in the state of Oklahoma.

Do you want to go to one of those awful dime-a-dozen frat-boy bars up on Washington Street in Hoboklahoma?

by A concerned JC resident February 27, 2005

Hoboken Charter School

An elementary, middle and high school located in Hoboken, New Jersey that has a gay pricipal. Therefore, the school is gay.

1: Where do you go to school?
2: Hoboken Charter School.
1: EW.

by HCSUCKS December 18, 2008

Hookie Jerk

The act of masturbating while playing hookie from other responsibilites (work, parenting, community service, etc...)

The best part of my day off was my "hookie jerk".

I had the day off because of Snowpacalypse 2011, so I had myself a nice long "hookie jerk" sesh.

by MC Fumunda February 21, 2011

hooking up

to have casual sex or make out with a friend with benefit or stranger.

guy 1:"are you two dating?"

guy 2:" no we're just friends who are hooking up for sex every now and then!"

by shorty1985 May 30, 2006