hen-scratching

this term can be defined to mean either

a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.

b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship

two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.

person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..

person a) roflmao

by Sexydimma February 29, 2012

no mash hen

Synonym for norman sheun. Also a hen that doesn't like mash.

Is a no mash hen there?

No, can't help you there.

by Cwips February 4, 2004

blow-hen

A University of Delaware student, exclusively used for oral sex, that you would never bring home to your family.

Those girls in my Comm class are such blow-hens.

by Ashton Lang March 11, 2008

hen party

When a group of gossipy old ladies gather around and talk about everything they know, from whose son is gay to who had their baby five months before they got married.

Mrs. Wilson and Ms. Pinkett always hold hen parties on Sundays, right after moring service.

by RatchetBoo May 29, 2003

zen hen

A piece of fried poultry so hot, crispy and delicious that it induces a state of nirvana in the eater.

My African brother, I am in need of some spicy zen hen tenders.

by Buggieboy April 10, 2008

the Mama Hen

When you shove a hard boiled egg up your pussy and have your spouse eat it out of you.

"See that hoe? Rumor has it she makes her victims eat their young"
"The Mama Hen? Dude, where do you think babies come from?"

by pusspussthecooch July 28, 2020

yard hen

Synonymous with being in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.....again.

" Hey, make me a sandwich, my lil' yard hen."

by Gotcha_Andy August 24, 2016