12 guage headache

The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome.
The dude tried to hold me up, so I pulled out the shot gun from under the counter and gave him a 12 guage headache that asprin won't fix.
by MACV January 15, 2006
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A Headache of 7th Graders

A group of seventh graders; almost like a gaggle of turkeys.
I couldn't print out my essay because there was a Headache of 7th Graders using up every computer!
by DandyChickenz January 24, 2020
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High-Gloss Headache

The headache that results when you use spray paint in an improperly ventilated area.
Guy: "I jus finished spray painting the wheels on my Galant. My head's throbbing though."

Other Guy: "Looks like you got the high-gloss headache dude."

Guy: "I know, totally worth it though."
by B:A:B February 28, 2011
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sperm retention headache

Also known as male PMS. A common case of sperm retentioon headache (SRH) is attributed to an over due release of male sexual energy. This unreleased engery causes accute headaches along with moodyness and irritablity.
Dude I haven't had any action for so long .. I've got a nasty case of SRH.
by collinc July 27, 2005
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Video Game Headache

Also known as video game sickness or a video game hangover, a video game headache is the feeling you get when you play the same video game for hours and hours on end, due to it being fun or because the game requires you to grind (Such as an MMORPG).

Symptoms include headache, nausea, dizziness, sensitivity to light and sound, and disconnection with reality.

Treatment is simple, just getting something to drink and lying down for a while can help immensely.
Jon: Oh man, I've been up all night gearing my paladin, and I think I'm going to be sick...
Don: Dude, you really need to go lie down. You probably have a video game headache.
by Pvt Lime July 01, 2013
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Wright Smith Headache

The pain that originates in your ears and moves to that location right between your eyes and doesn't dissipate for several hours. It is due exclusively to the laughter of and/or the boistrous vocal stupidity of Wright B. Smith of the College of Wooster
Shit, the Patriots just won/lost, now the whole fucking second floor of Kenarden in going to get Wright Smith headaches
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Woot-Off Headache

A chronic pain beneath the skull brought on by constantly refreshing the screen during a Woot-Off, sometimes leading to violent seizures.
Dude - I have a splitting Woot-Off headache. But it was all worth it to score that frank-ass RC helicopter. Just wish I hadn't been flopping on the floor during the Bag-of-Crap.
by SurveyJake March 26, 2009
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