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Harvest

to be intimate with a lady and make love rather than have rough dirty sex!
would one like a harvest?
by D. B May 12, 2006
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Orgasm Harvester

A person who performs an orgasm harvest.

Physiologically, it is easier for a man to harvest multiple orgasms from a woman because men usually need to rest between orgasms.
One theory behind why a person would be an orgasm harvester is low self-esteem, much like why some women become sluts.
One theory explaining why some men in particular would be an orgasm harvester is if a typical nice guy gets stuck in the friend zone with every woman he meets, when he finally does get to have sex, he pleasures the hell out of her with the hopes he can do it again in the future.
Jack: You missed one hell of a party. Throughout the night, Jill kept sneaking off with random dudes and sucking them off. She must’ve pleasured half the guys there!
Jim: Wow, talk about your orgasm harvester.

Candy: Lee seems like a decent enough guy, but he’s probably nothing special in the sack.
Sarah: I disagree, my friend hooked up with him and it turns out he’s an orgasm harvester.
Candy: That's hot.
by Thewordmancometh February 12, 2010
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harvest child

The fruits of labour of a migrant farm worker who has planted his seed in the garden of an unsuspecting local (usually a fat white chick with low self-esteem). After nine months of careful nurturing, a young seedling is born around the time of Thanksgiving harvest. This token of success is an easy way for migrant workers to gain immigrant status.
Henry: You know that Donavon kid from school? Have you ever wondered why he has a fro?

Johnny: Didn’t you know?... he’s a harvest child.

Henry: Oh ok, I guess that also explains why he tans easily.
by wordlife18 October 11, 2009
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Hardstuck

English twitch streamer MissBaffy, known as Baffy on EUW is a prime example of someone who is hardstuck. 400 games, 48% wr P4.
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Have you seen MissBaffy’s stream mate?

- Unfortunately, yes... she’s that hardstuck egirl janna main on EUW right?

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by 12tompa26 March 11, 2021
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Harvesting

The act of harvesting sperm during masturbation.
After a long day of hard physical labour John decided he should spend his next hour harvesting.
by heathen priestess April 2, 2009
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Harvest Fest

a crazy festival where thousands of people get together to trip balls and smoke alot of pot.
"man, i went to Harvest Fest last weekend, and i tripped my fucking balls off! LITERALLY! LOOK NO BALLS, MA!"
by Sublimemime January 29, 2009
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harvester

An automatic web site scanning application that methodically scearches through internet sites for viable email addresses. The primary source of SPAM generation.
I set a trap for the harvesters by putting hundreds of bogus email addresses on my website.
by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003
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