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come in handy

when something could be useful
by BrokenBrotato August 2, 2020
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Handi-capsed

(adj) used to describe someone that always forgets to turn their caps lock off when they're done using it, resulting in entire clauses of accidental capitalization.
Dana: hey dude, I'm not feeling so well
Cal: THAT SUCKS :(
Dana: lol somebody's handi-capsed
by Janena September 4, 2013
mugGet the Handi-capsedmug.

handy comeback

When one shoots their load directly into their mouth so they don't have to get a snack when they're done masturbating.
Tony called me a jizz loving faggot that can't have his twinkies, but the jokes on him because I already had a handy comeback.
by CaptHandy July 11, 2014
mugGet the handy comebackmug.

tandem handy

When you jerk off two dudes at the same time
by Mountjew September 20, 2019
mugGet the tandem handymug.

handy way

"let's go to the handy way and get some gas and beer."

"i'm going to the handy way does anyone need anything."
by banners February 27, 2017
mugGet the handy waymug.

verbal handies

When a friend is in an argument this can be used as an easy way to lend aid by using sarcastic questions or sentences that begin with Remember when???....Or didnt you???.... that are damning to the third party in the argument taking place.
I can't believe you ate the last doughnut!(enemy)
Third Party lending aid:::

(Verbal Handies)
Hey bro remember last week when you drank all the coffee?!? That was awesome!
Have you ever drank all the coffee before anyone else had any?!? Mmmhmmm....
Who was the guy last week that drank all the coffee?!? That was pretty messed up....smh
by Brophesor Haus October 10, 2013
mugGet the verbal handiesmug.

Himalayan Handy

When you and your buddy are climbing a mountain and they freeze to death, so you rip off their arm and give yourself a handjob with it.
“I got a Himalayan Handy while climbing Everest, it was the best nut I ever had.”
by NutinyourTella June 9, 2019
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