Handsome Varney 

To completely change persona and make yourself irresistable to women by putting an adjective before your name.

Im going to Handsome Varney John.

Hey ladies, have you met well hung John?

Handsome Varney by bluetowel February 22, 2011

handsome giraffe 

A nickname given by someone with an extremely long penis

"I hear Rick Fox nicknamed his penis the handsome giraffe"

handsome giraffe by Fandangoooooooo February 12, 2010

Handsome William 

When you go into a public bathroom for the opposite gender on accident, but you have already started shitting so you can’t go back and go into the right restroom.

“Well Hank I was in a hurry and the restroom doors were poorly labeled. It’s unfortunate I pulled a Handsome William, now all the woman in there think I’m a pervert.”

Handsome William by It’s A Little Man January 30, 2022

Handsome Truth Pilled 

Cause (someone) to have their perspective on Jews dramatically transformed, especially by introducing them to a new and disturbing understanding of the true nature of Jews.

Kikes hate it when people are Handsome Truth Pilled

Handsome Truth Pilled by AnonDoxy April 23, 2023

handsome devil

I call him the devil because he makes me wanna sin...

That Handsome devil sure knows how to make me mad yet, glad. I wanna push him off a cliff but then jump to save him.

handsome devil by J.R. shortcake. :) November 9, 2013

handsome dan

man of extraordinary celebrity status, world renowned for handsomeness

i saw handsome dan at the movie premiere

handsome dan by handsomedan12 February 6, 2010

Handsome Sleep 

The male equivalent of Beauty Sleep for women.

My Girlfriend: "I have class on Saturday until 12:30"
Me: "Okay, I'll catch up on my Handsome Sleep then as I have the day off"

Handsome Sleep by izcool August 19, 2010