Hammie

Arson.

HELP HAMMIE BURNT MY HOUSE DOWN!! FUCK!!

by anonymous January 11, 2025

Hammy Hole

The hole that a hamster (a.k.a. hammy) creates by digging, sleeping in, and leaving. The hole is left in the bedding and is hamster-sized.

"My hamster left the hammy hole to go run on the wheel."
"My hamster was asleep in the hammy hole, but now she's awake digging in her food bowl."

by Trashy_greenbean February 4, 2021

smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

hammie

our precious child. everyone loves him

omg your hammie is adorable!!

by peacheylush March 26, 2020

Hammy-Sandy

When you wrap ham slices around a sandpaper roll and either shove it up someone's anus or fuck it.

"Eh there bud, I got a Hammy-Sandy from Jona last night my ass was burning all night long."

by LE FUju March 10, 2021

smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

sammie hammie

twink
hypocrite

overly sensitive

ignores the fact he’s an asshole

totally not self aware

bro ima pull a sammie hammie on you if you don’t stop playing

by madelynforwhat December 30, 2021