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chinese dwarf hamster

a Chinese dwarf hamster is a fast energetic small hamster, with silver skin a white stomach and a black stripe, looks like a great white shark from underneath it , and is the easiest creature to take care of for the laziest people.

this hamster rarely bites so your ready to go!
a Chinese dwarf hamster is a fast energetic small hamster, with silver skin a white stomach and a black stripe, looks like a great white shark from underneath it , and is the easiest creature to take care of for the laziest people.
by NoodleLady January 26, 2018
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Paradox Hamali Hamitgalgelet

This paradox related to Tom and Yair. Mali Hamitgalgelet is a fat teacher. She mitgalgelet with Nehorai Tzapalamos and Nehorai Ashton.
This fat teacher is some sort of T-Rex which eat children for fun and than hamali hamitgalgelet become more fat and evil. even more than thanos Hahatzil
Paradox Hamali Hamitgalgelet is very hard yo understand.
Paradox Hamali Hamitgalgelet Ze kashe lehavana
by Ahlan Haverim Kan Zuri December 10, 2020
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Shave The Hamster

When you return home after a long work week, open a beverage, turn on your favourite Spotify playlist and take some time to relax. Shaving The Hamster reaches it peak if accompanied by a canine/feline companion.
“Hey Dennis, you wouldn’t believe it but I’ve just got home and the house is empty. Perfect time to Shave The Hamster
by BaldHamster December 16, 2021
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Angry Hamster

When a girl is sucking you off and she scratches your cock with her front teeth.
Sion: Dude some bitch gave me an angry hamster last night!
Jesse: OMFG that must of fucking killed!!
by emosheep May 5, 2011
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Hamster

A woman who is very short and fat, resembling a hamster.
by jwka2001 May 17, 2010
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hamkite

a distant cousin of "beef curtains", a hamkite is when a women has overly loose and flappy vaginal lips that cause a light flapping noise when attacked by a gentle brisk breeze
"I just got done railing this chick the other night and she queefed and it sounded like she was flying a hamkite"
by Ryangt03 December 31, 2006
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hamster dick

Something that is very large in ratio to the size of its or your body. This refers to the size of a hamsters penis in relationship to the size of its body. This ratio is said to be close to 1:1
"Burritos from El Pelon are about the size of a hamster dick"
by Noname85 November 9, 2012
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