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hamish

has a 22 incher for life and can suck his own cock he is ripped AF and gets all the girls
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Hamish

An ugly as beech neega with no life
Jack: Damn bruh Hamish ain’t got no friends.

John: FACTS!!
by Yours trulyyyyyy, June 24, 2019
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Hamish

A Hamish is a loner that tries too hard to fit in Hamish likes to start trouble by telling people things that will create a war because it makes him feel powerful and popular. Hamish hasn't got much of an education but will insist he knows more about a certain subject even if the person he is bullshitting to is a professional in this act or area . Hamish is lazy and spiteful.. often remembered as a spoilt, spiteful ,cocky smartass.. Hamish believes that he has the brains and smarts to outwit/ and out think anyone, his loneliness causes him to steal inexpensive junk , getting caught then doing serious time for it
That kid got caught shoplifting , a very Hamish and stupid decision
by Karl gto September 19, 2020
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Hamish

A hamish is someone with black cute hair and overall really funny person. Hamish is someone who knows theyre cute but hates to admit it. They also are very smart and respectful but cant admit it
Did you see hamish today he looked cute as always
by Ilikeyacuteg October 25, 2020
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Hamish

A person who is sexually attracted to dogs.
Look at what Hamish is doing to the dogs!
by Quandale Dingle I August 20, 2022
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Hamish Wales

A young boy, usually overweight and in most cases extremely gay
Wow, look at that guy over there he's definitely a Hamish Wales.
by Finbar Thompson August 22, 2021
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doing a Hamish

A Hamish is both a sexual act and also a form of preemptive abortion. Rather than being inseminated and carrying a foetus to until child (see “Cum pet”) birth, one swallows the seamen. To get the full “Hamish” experience a red handkerchief is used by one of the parties, usually the receiver of the seamen.
I knew the guy I was seeing had a weird kink about cats and shoes, so when he was getting close I made sure there were no more pets to be involved and in between screams of pleasure yellowed out “ I’m not on birth control, how about doing a Hamish”
by Downieprincess December 1, 2024
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