I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

From Popeye cartoons. Line often uttered by Popeye's portly friend Wimpy. Of course, "Tuesday" would never come, and so Wimpy constantly secured himself a free lunch. Thus the line is used to jokingly indicate that one would like to "borrow" something without any real intention of ever paying you back.

At the movies:

Bob: Aw man, I forgot my wallet! Hey Joe, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a movie ticket today...?

Joe: Yeah whatever...I'll buy your sorry ass another movie ticket just shut up.

by beavinator May 17, 2004

hamburger vagina

a vagina that resembles the appearance of a hamburger. this usually happens when the female is viewed from the back with her legs closed.

by emil p May 2, 2003

Hamburger style

Anal sex. As in a piece of meat between 2 buns.

He likes it hamburger style.

by mandi9389 February 5, 2009

Hamburguesa

A three-step process in which one enjoys, in order:
1. A hamburger
2. A blowjob
3. A nap

"What a long day, I could really go for a hamburguesa."

by AmbiguousGary September 5, 2011

Hamburger

A sandwich that wanted to be cool so it took steroids and became the super delicious massive pile of awesome that many humans eat to this very day.

Man I just ate the best hamburger.

by ChocolateFungi August 18, 2014

hamburglar

someone who is a fatass and steals other people's food (especially a hamburger or cheeseburger) because he or she is too fat and/or lazy to make or buy their own god damn food.

and when you ask this person if they stole your food, they have that guilty look on their face as they pretend to ignore you. WAY TO MAKE IT OBVIOUS!

Fuck you Sandy, you fucking hamburglar.

by Trampy Tina October 24, 2006

hamburguesa

A term used by a Spanish speaking, Mexican American person to describe a fat, conceited female. A derogatory term used to insult a fat girl/woman who thinks she is attractive and thus acts like stuck up royalty. A fat Mexican-American female who tries to convince men that she is as attractive as her skinny counterparts. An hamburguesa will squeeze into smaller clothing, wear extreme amounts of makeup, might dye her hair in a very light blond color, and wears thongs in order to feel sexy, and to justify the theory that she is much prettier than her skinny friends. She might cock block her friends by being easier and attracting one night stands. An hamburguesa will make fun of smaller women.

girl #1 (skinny)- Do you think Jake will ask me out? he was looking at me so much at da club last night.

hamburguesa (Isabel) - He told me that he does'nt like skinny girls because you are nasty. Anyways, i blew him last night.

by IDONTGIVEAFUCCKY July 10, 2010