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Kingston Haircut

They gave him a Kingston Haircut.
by goldengrey1776 May 20, 2022
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The Dom haircut

An overgrown buzzcut combined with a large forehead. The ideal height is 5'5 - 5'8. This hairstyle looks the same with both coarse and fine hair. This haircut would suit with untucked clothes and loose tie bringing out that alcoholic drunk look.
Oh, you have the Dom haircut. It really brings out your comically large forehead.
by The Fax machine87 July 21, 2022
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Haircut Song

A song that is almost always playing when you go into a generic haircut salon, such as Supercuts. Usually feel-good, one hit wonder songs intended on brightening the mood. Also called haircut music.
I went to go get my haircut today and they were playing "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina & The Waves... what an absolute haircut song.
by theviewupheresucks June 9, 2020
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wedding haircut

The ritualistic shaving and removal of a young groom's hair prior to his wedding. The process not only saps whatever will he has left to resist but renders him symbolically ready to conform to the brides new world order. A cross between a hairbortion and Marine boot camp. The new "style" must be totally lacking in any resemblence to thr groom's former self yet instantly recognizable as pre-nuptually as to cast a further shadow of unattractiveness on said groom during the honeymoon. Generally consists of one stlye and one style only, known to stylist as " do what the bride wants".
Nice wedding haircut Tyler. Tomorrow must be the big day then?
by monkeyman1968 June 10, 2014
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Weeza Haircut

A buzz cut so close to the skin it looks like you are bald. It reflects light
I didn’t know Adam had a weeza haircut” “True that
by God_Named_Weeza December 30, 2020
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Brooklyn haircut

An excellent haircut involving fading out the sides and spiking the top, sides, and back.
Yo, I went to pedro and got myself a brooklyn haircut, my friends love it.
by Hugh Janice November 13, 2006
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One haircut

When a girl is crushing on a guy and he gets one haircut and she looses all interest in him because he becomes so fucking ugly
Sam: “Gosh, hes so fine. I should ask for his number.”
Jess: “girl one haircut and its done.”
by Urfuturesexyasswife July 8, 2023
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