fashion guru

A person who is great with fashion and always talks about it

Isabella is such a fashion guru

by Starsprinkle June 1, 2017

Hebrew Guru

The master of Jew-Jitsu, Ninjews, Jew Fu, King Jew, inventor of the Ninja Star-of-David, and master of all Hebrew Martial arts. He is the Guru of all that is Jewish

To study under the Hebrew Guru is to become one with your Judism

by The BIG Nasty March 11, 2005

Beauty Guru

A beauty guru is a DIY, makeup, and youtube enthusiast. Common characteristics include: a vally girl accent, lip injections, and a shitty nose job. More often then not beauty gurus have promotion codes for brands and items no one wants to buy on youtube.

omg that girl thinks shes a beauty guru she cant do makeup for her life!!!

by yokesonyokes January 24, 2017

the love guru

Obviously this refers to people who have some spiritual love knowledge going on.
Recently, the Guru Pitka became popular since his first film "the love guru". He had successfully fixed Kanye West's relationship and made a contribute to screw Justin Timberlake.
At the end of this movie he had an India dance with Jessica Alba, my favourite chick, which made me still jealous. Lol

Boy: Hey, are you the love guru?
Guru Pitka: That, is not imporrtant. Now follow me boy,
Gee, yoU aRe yoU™!

by Michaelsuperman August 4, 2008

Web Guru

Some one that is good at all ends of internet business and beyond

I hired an web guru and my business has never been better

by Matty56756 April 2, 2009

Porn Guru

a person who is able to find the good porn on a website before it finishes loading.

Dave: Ok go!
Lance: Ok...uh..uh.. THERE!
Dave: Ew wtf dude. Shemale porn. Ew. FAIL! You are not the Porn Guru!
Lance: Haha. I dont care. The sites giving you a virus right now.
Dave: AW! FUCK YOU MAN!
Lance: PWN3D!

by Angrypig16 January 2, 2008

bumper sticker guru

someone who has witty and funny bumper stickers

Did you see Mary's bumper stickers? Yeah, she must be
a bumper sticker guru.

by vistaman May 3, 2008