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The Gunkening

(Pronounced-Gunk-eh-ning) The Gunkening is when everyone on earth ejaculates on December first. It’s a direct result of NNN, and usually is dangerous.It’s an important day recognized by everyone, especially males. Usually, sperm tends to dry and clump, therefore the term “gunk” is sometimes used as a synonym. Prepare weeks before, since massive gunk-zombies may appear spontaneously. The “Gunk-Zombies” usually spawn in Ohio. The best way to defeat Gunk-Zombies is by trapping them in giant socks. Although Gunk-Zombies are common, scientists aren’t sure why or how the appear, some speculate it’s from the evolution of sperm cells.
“Bro, watch out, The Gunkening is gonna

happen in a few weeks!”

“BRO THE GUNK-ZOMBIES SPAWNED!”
by GoobyGoober November 13, 2022
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the gurkinator

he thought he ate
'the gurkinator! he thought he ate' looking at photo.
by he thought he ate August 15, 2023
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Gel Gurke

Ein Junge der zu früh anfängt Haargel zu benutzen. Er denkt er ist ein Playboy aber in wirklich ist er ziemlich dumm. Das Wort das am besten zu seiner Persönlichkeit passt, ist Gurke. 9 von 10 mal, fängt der erste Buchstabe seines Namens mit E an. Als Abkürzung kann man ihn auch als GG bezeichnen.
Max: „Boah, Elias denkt er ist der Boss”
Julius: „ich weiß, er ist so eine Gel Gurke”
by Bread slice 0908 November 25, 2023
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Tarken Garken

When you tark so hard that you start to gark.
I tarked so hard last night. I’ve been garking all day. I think I have tarken garken.
by TarcVark April 25, 2024
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Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion
Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection
by PickleKing11 May 13, 2023
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Double Gluck gurkinspurt

When two girls or guys are sucking your balls and you spurt out lots of sperm and they start gagging on your kids
Maverick told me that he was gonna get double gluck gurkinspurt later from his friends Tim and Merrick.
by cuckmasteroftheworld February 3, 2026
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