Gumping

1: Sexual intercourse between two old people, without their false teeth in, A cross between "Humping" and "Gumming"

2: General sex

"I caught my grandparents gumping last night, it was sick"

"Sarah blatantly gumped him last night"

by Chrissie & Ben April 26, 2007

gumps

tighty whiteys

He had to take off his gumps to jerk his cock off.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Gumping

To suck a penis dry after it has been inserted into the anus and having fecal matter on it.

"Man, I pulled my dick out of her ass and she sucked all the shit off it!"

by Peter H July 14, 2003

gumped

to horribly mess up a situation through blatant idiocy

HAHAHA, you gumped the hell out that man.

by The Dirty Hebrew July 5, 2003

Gump

1.) Someone gigantic and hairy
2.) Someone who spends most of their time alone
3.) Someone who can't get any girls
4.) Someone who tries to act cool even though their not
5.) Someone who watches too much TV
6.) Someone who will be a virgin forever

"Did you see Tyler today...WOW he's such a gump!!"

by L*M*A July 30, 2005

The Gump

In this case, it would be a DIFFERENT kind of gump. Not the tall, lanky kind.

This quadrupedal gump is quite large and stocky, and often a pale, creamy color, with a peach-colored streak down its back. The gump is called so because of the sound it often makes.

Gumps are rather fond of eating, and are prone to being attacked by poodles and weasels. Gumps take up large amounts of space and often get in your way.

The gump walked down the hall and collapsed with a loud "GUMP", blocking the way.

by AmberAlmighty January 24, 2005

Gump

The state of a man's semen filled hands shortly after masterbating.

Oi lad. Wanna come over for a wank?
Would love to mate, but I've already got gump hands.

by Leslie the Lesbo December 11, 2015