first of all, being a guido is not just a fad in highschool that predominately italians wear its a way of life a mentality but if you want to stereo-type heres a description:
clothing- A/X tee shirts, diesel shirts, wife beaters,sweat jackets usally by puma or adidas part of a matching set with pants, A/x jeans ben sherman jeans , sweat pants, And capris. anything tight that shows off muscle definition.diesel shoes, nike cortezs, pumas. and let us not forget the classic A/x belt equipped with the nextel. lots of gold or silver chains some with italian horns. and kangol hats and sunglasses worn all day and all night.
Whips- BMW'S usally convertable and has a banging system and an italian flag in one or more places, cadillac's, anything expensive that will make someone say damn!
place of birth- could be anywhere but most guidos reside in northern and southern jerzee and parts of new york predominately brooklyn bensonhurst section.
hang outs- joey's in clifton (if youre from jerzee you know the place), spirit,exit, abyss,temptations,djais, any club in the area or the gym mostly gold's gym where can purchase steroidsnot all guido do steroids though.
music- techno,house, dance no rap if any very little. music that can all form a circle around eachother and dance using the guido fist pump to songs like "pump it up"-danzel, " dancin, i got the pills"-oscar g
phones- usally nextel with a cover and loud ringers and constantly showing no matter what they are wearing.
hair-takes longer to do then all your sisters combined, if you have no sisters then to put it blunt a long fucking time. cut into something called a brook, or brooklyn which consists of long spikes on top and sides but sideburns shaved to points and the back is squared off.
other needs to be a guido- tans all week, lifts wieghts and gets hair cut every week.
ethnicity-italian, mostly if not part if not you can dress like one but you are not one unless youre really fucking cool which ive met my share of
clothing- A/X tee shirts, diesel shirts, wife beaters,sweat jackets usally by puma or adidas part of a matching set with pants, A/x jeans ben sherman jeans , sweat pants, And capris. anything tight that shows off muscle definition.diesel shoes, nike cortezs, pumas. and let us not forget the classic A/x belt equipped with the nextel. lots of gold or silver chains some with italian horns. and kangol hats and sunglasses worn all day and all night.
Whips- BMW'S usally convertable and has a banging system and an italian flag in one or more places, cadillac's, anything expensive that will make someone say damn!
place of birth- could be anywhere but most guidos reside in northern and southern jerzee and parts of new york predominately brooklyn bensonhurst section.
hang outs- joey's in clifton (if youre from jerzee you know the place), spirit,exit, abyss,temptations,djais, any club in the area or the gym mostly gold's gym where can purchase steroidsnot all guido do steroids though.
music- techno,house, dance no rap if any very little. music that can all form a circle around eachother and dance using the guido fist pump to songs like "pump it up"-danzel, " dancin, i got the pills"-oscar g
phones- usally nextel with a cover and loud ringers and constantly showing no matter what they are wearing.
hair-takes longer to do then all your sisters combined, if you have no sisters then to put it blunt a long fucking time. cut into something called a brook, or brooklyn which consists of long spikes on top and sides but sideburns shaved to points and the back is squared off.
other needs to be a guido- tans all week, lifts wieghts and gets hair cut every week.
ethnicity-italian, mostly if not part if not you can dress like one but you are not one unless youre really fucking cool which ive met my share of
"i'm going tanning, lifting wieghts and then going to the club...nick its 4am take your sunglasses off"
by garufiguido February 18, 2005
Get the Guidomug. by Charles Gibson January 18, 2003
Get the Guidomug. Recently made popular by the MTV show "Jersey Shore"
A man usually from a family with a strong Italian Descent.
They tend to express their Heritage through clothing, cars, and other decor.
Common Characteristics of a Guido are:
-Fake Tan
-Dark Brown/Black Gelled exotic hairstyles
-Multiple Tattoos
-Medallions & Other Gold
-Wears Lip Gloss
-Ripped Body (Juiced)
-Short
-Piercings
-Parties often
-New York/Jersey Accent
-Players
-Hang out at Jersey Shore
-Drive Tricked out whips
A man usually from a family with a strong Italian Descent.
They tend to express their Heritage through clothing, cars, and other decor.
Common Characteristics of a Guido are:
-Fake Tan
-Dark Brown/Black Gelled exotic hairstyles
-Multiple Tattoos
-Medallions & Other Gold
-Wears Lip Gloss
-Ripped Body (Juiced)
-Short
-Piercings
-Parties often
-New York/Jersey Accent
-Players
-Hang out at Jersey Shore
-Drive Tricked out whips
by PSpmaster January 4, 2010
Get the Guidomug. A completely made-up sub-culture, invented by the media and white people trying to act black and giving it a different name. Americans who think that they are Italian because their grandparents are, and are therefore hated by both Americans, actual Italians and of course, the rest of the world.
The guidette is the female variation, often short, overweight and fantastically ugly, but are somehow under the impression that they are attractive.
The guidette is the female variation, often short, overweight and fantastically ugly, but are somehow under the impression that they are attractive.
Look at that guido and guidette couple going to the tanning salon together... Awwww it's like they're people.
by Sam_squawk October 24, 2011
Get the Guidomug. by guido<3333 January 9, 2010
Get the Guidomug. -Guido actually translates to guy in English. It's a name. Nowadays, it's used as a racial slur against Italian guys. Usually the morons who speak like illiterates (i.e "not for nothin, how ya doin, my mudda, check out dat broad!" etc)
-They give genuine Italian people a bad name
-They give genuine Italian people a bad name
a. That guys a real guido, listen to the way he speaks.
1.Check out dat broad. Ohh!
2.Eh oh! How ya doin!
3. Look at that fuckin melignon (pronounced mool-in-yon)
1.Check out dat broad. Ohh!
2.Eh oh! How ya doin!
3. Look at that fuckin melignon (pronounced mool-in-yon)
by JPistoia May 8, 2008
Get the Guidomug. Original Version- A white, obnoxious, male, that listens to disco music. This term was often used in the 70's by people who listened to rock music and thought disco was bad.
Guidos usally hung out with the "girl guidos" which were labbled "Stellas".
The Guidos and Stellas would mostly listen to music that was easy to "hustle" to, such as The Village People or Earth, Wind, Fire.
These Guidos usally wore bright bell bottum pants with bright botton up shirts and platform shoes, with greasy hair.
These guidos died with disco.
Jersey Shore Verison- An Itilan American male, that lives in the New York/New Jersey tri-state area.
This guido spends his days working out at the gym and going spray or bed tanning.
His nights usally consume of wearing tight clothes, greasing his hair up and going clubbing to score chicks, and for some reason thinks he's going to get one.
The guido does these types of activities way up into his late 30's.
This guido usally hangs out with the "girl guido" The Guidette. Who is usally an over tanned, dramtic, slut.
This trend was made famous by the tv show Jersey Shore, which is about 8 guidos and guidettes getting drunk and getting laid.
Hopfully these guidos die with the show.
Guidos usally hung out with the "girl guidos" which were labbled "Stellas".
The Guidos and Stellas would mostly listen to music that was easy to "hustle" to, such as The Village People or Earth, Wind, Fire.
These Guidos usally wore bright bell bottum pants with bright botton up shirts and platform shoes, with greasy hair.
These guidos died with disco.
Jersey Shore Verison- An Itilan American male, that lives in the New York/New Jersey tri-state area.
This guido spends his days working out at the gym and going spray or bed tanning.
His nights usally consume of wearing tight clothes, greasing his hair up and going clubbing to score chicks, and for some reason thinks he's going to get one.
The guido does these types of activities way up into his late 30's.
This guido usally hangs out with the "girl guido" The Guidette. Who is usally an over tanned, dramtic, slut.
This trend was made famous by the tv show Jersey Shore, which is about 8 guidos and guidettes getting drunk and getting laid.
Hopfully these guidos die with the show.
Exmaple 1: "Someone needs to tell these guidos that disco is dead"
Exmaple 2: "That guy is so greasy, he could be one Jersey Shore with the other guidos"
Exmaple 2: "That guy is so greasy, he could be one Jersey Shore with the other guidos"
by Booboobro April 29, 2011
Get the Guidomug.