GUFF CHET

BULL SHIT, crazy

NO GUFF CHET, GARTH, THERE IS A DOG STUCK ON THE ROOF.

by KALONEOUS August 20, 2008

guff ont swed

fart on your head, or how you doing?

hello, guff ont swed?

by Hawker January 25, 2004

guff cup

When you fart on your hand and wipe it across a friends face.

I had a nasty fart so I guff cupped it into deacons face

by Ob303 February 23, 2024

Painters Guff

The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.

Oh dear, Audrey stinks!! Must be painters guff!!

by SonOfGoatBoy June 13, 2021

guff cloud

To expel a Violent episode of anal gas Designed to kill more than Donald trump trumps.. the cunt.

My fucking god Bundy that guff cloud is enough to kill more people than trumps wig

by munk i spose May 19, 2018

Guff Fuckler

A Guff Fuckler is someone who is under the height of 5 Foot 6 (167 cm), greasy long hair and are usually an overall unhygienic and dirty person.

"Chris is such a Guff Fuckler"

by TB50Cal January 19, 2025

Lil Guff

A little ass kid from the hood who tries to act hard, similar to 'lil jit'

Can also mean someone that's significantly younger than you.

''You a lil guff stop playin with me''

''Yo mans a lil ass guff he ain't gon do nun''

by 392mak April 14, 2024