gaping vortex

Gaping Vortex is when you’re sitting on the toilet. And your shit comes out blue with dark red streaks of blood. And your ass hole doesn’t close back up. Left with dripping blue goop.

I was sitting on my phone playing Xbox for 15 hours. When suddenly I really had to take a shit. I sat on the toilet then start pushing. And that’s why I realized I made a terrible mistake. I think to myself do I have a gaping vortex?

by Saturated Ectoplasm January 22, 2021

Gaping Chad

Primarily used to describe men who Bring top energy but effectively are Bottoms. Ex. ShiaBun

ShiaBun often comes off as a Gaping Chad whilst Streaming

by SM132 September 23, 2023

bum gulping

The act of preventing a fart by sucking/holding it in to the point where you no longer have to fart.

I was bum gulping my farts during the meeting.

by FlySewAng November 12, 2015

Graping

Gay rape (in a no homo way), followed by a verbal "no homo"

Oh my God Mitchell's graping him!

Mitchell: No homo

by silenthief May 20, 2010

Goaping

(v.) the act of shaking a computer screen very rapidly as if you were trying to get it off

Oh man M&M was goaping his laptop so hard he broke the screen off of it

by Lame McShame January 28, 2009

gaping

New 2019a.d. Slang. This is Gay slang. Similar to gagging but more explicit and severe. Used primarily around closer friends. Is often used in a Kiki

“Honey that outfit gave me such life I was gaping”

by Efxir April 13, 2019

Gumping

Not homeless, living out in the world or streets. Not being at home for several days/weeks at a time.

Do you know where youre staying while in town? Or do you just plan on Gumping it?

by C M 2 October 9, 2019