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Will Groom

ego is as big as the shit he takes in the bathroom whilst holding his blue raspberry vape
by ceoofcricketnsw September 8, 2022
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grooming shower

I'm wearing a skirt tonight. I'll have to take a grooming shower
by Sarah fake name April 21, 2015
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Reckless Groom

A reckless groom is an individual who deliberately engages in an activity with the knowledge that it will have adverse consequences, thereby hindering their ability to fulfil their obligations, expectations, or attend an event. This behaviour is often motivated by the desire to provide a cover or excuse, even though they are fully aware of the potential negative outcomes.

**Term: Reckless Groom**

A reckless groom is an individual who deliberately engages in an activity with the knowledge that it will have adverse consequences, thereby hindering their ability to fulfill their obligations, expectations, or attend an event. This behavior is often motivated by the desire to provide a cover or excuse, even though they are fully aware of the potential negative outcomes.

**Example:**
An individual who is not interested in getting married organizes a bachelor party the night before the wedding in a remote location that is inaccessible by public transportation, thereby preventing them from arriving on time or at all.
Father of the bride. “Where was the bucks party?”
Friend “In another country.”
Father of Bride “how possibly could he get here on time? ”

Friend “He’s just been the reckless groom.”
by Wandering Photographer January 1, 2025
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Grooming

The state of paying for someone else, paying for their rent and food etc. The difference between grooming and sexual grooming is that sexual grooming often leads to more criminal offenses then possible temporary situations. Parents often are considered to groom children for instance.
My mom was grooming me throughout high school.
by anon76889 January 15, 2021
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Groom of Gail

Used when talking about Horror Films when a character is clearly going to die soon. Inspired by the British Soap character Gail Platt who has had 4 out of her 5 husbands die.
He shouldn't have gone into that lock up garage. He's a Groom of Gail now.
by Corrieface November 12, 2020
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nicholas grooms

nicholas-a boy that has an legendary size penis
nicholas grooms-a kind boy who helps anybody and shy
by freshtwenty September 21, 2017
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