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by WAC February 18, 2003
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sloppy gonzo

When a women(could be man) sits and a man stand behind her with his dick over her head and lays it on her face. His balls are to be located where her eyes are and his Dick gos over her nose. Now she looks like GONZO from the Muppets.
(Only needs to be one man,could be a man and a women or 2 dudes)
Pele stood behind Diego while he was sitting and put his dick over her head giving her a "Sloppy Gonzo".

example shows gay version. ewwwwwww
by MR. DONG April 30, 2006
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GoonzVillage

Someone that was raise in the ghetto/Concrete Jungle. Pick up both negative and positive influence from their surrounding/environment, Understand the their family roots and struggle and makes moves to empower the people.
The GoonzVillage aka Hood Scholars
by Khmu510 May 18, 2011
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Grongoloid

The most retarded and simultaneously disgusting person ever. This word should not be used for a common retard, idiot or mong it should be reserved only for THE HIGHEST of foulities.
Tom: Eurgh. Sally let out a loud belch when she was snogging Jim..

Caitlin: Isn't Jim that fat, ginger, ugly boy?

Tom: Yeah, and sally went down on him

Caitlin: she is such a grongoloid
by pearl12344321 July 13, 2011
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Grondy

Perhaps the greatest Doomfist player to ever walk the face of the planet
idiot #1: I only need one more win to rank up, so let's hope we win this one
idiot #2: what are you fucking stupid, they have Grondy on dps
by Grondy January 12, 2021
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Gonzick

a lonely horny man you does YouTube gets no views or pussy and only takes L’s.
Gonzick A man who who takes L’s
by The fact god March 15, 2021
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Gonzalo

Gonzalo will always be the most good looking guy in the room. One problem, though: he will know that perfectly! He will make you laugh, he'll be incredibly loving and protecting of you and your feelings. Well, that is the case only if you're part of his family. If not, then get ready to be completely ignored from start to finish. Gonzalo doesn't care about what anyone thinks. He gets easily frustrated, is very stubborn and is a hypochondriac. Gonzalo loves sports and will always be the best performing player. He's competitive but also a great team player. He looks incredibly sexy in a suit and has a jawline that could cut you. Although he might seem a mysterious introvert, in reality, he is extremely goofy, loud, enthusiastic, and affectionate. If you are lucky enough to experience his unconditional love, NEVER let it go. It is the most special feeling you will ever have the fortune to feel. It's warm, honest, safe and full of light. Gonzalo's love is like no other.
Example 1:
Person 1: Hey, are you angry?
Gonzalo: Yes.

Person 1: Why?
Gonzalo: because that person said that thing that bothered me. Also, I don't agree with anything anyone says, and I'm always right, and everyone is wrong. Oh, and this room is too crowded.
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Example 2:
Person 1: Wow, that guy is so hoooottt!
Person 2: Yeah, he must be a Gonzalo!
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Example 3:

* Everyone at a party chatting and having a good time*
*Gonzalo in a corner, checking his phone and observing his surroundings in silence.*

♥️
by bmbÿ November 22, 2021
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