Grogged

The past tense phrase of having called someone and talked to them on the phone while taking a poop.

“I called J.R. the other day while I was taking a shit. He didn’t even know he was getting grogged until he heard the toilet flush lol!”

by CBGLW August 17, 2025

Grog

A state of extreme grogginess characterized by uncontrollable yawning, slowed movements, and an unusual tendency to giggle due to overwhelming tiredness

After pulling an all-nighter, I was so grog that I couldn’t stop laughing and yawning at the simplest things

by gwenski March 22, 2025

Grog

To wake up laggy, confused, befuddled. Short for groggy, but has to be said abruptly in croaky voice. Strictly only said upon waking next to someone to warn them you are not on top form

(Wakes up, looks befuddled, yawns, blurry eyes, hair in face, sometimes sweating)
Jennifer: Grog
Sleeping partner: Grog

by dicksonairy June 25, 2024

Grog

To wake up laggy, confused, dazed, befuddled. Usually said abruptly upon waking next to someone to warn them you are not on top form.
Tends to include having blurry eyes, hair in face, yawning, croak, sometimes sweating.

Person 1: *sighs and groans* Grog.
Person 2: *in unison* Grog.

by dicksonairy June 25, 2024

Grogging

To be aggressively masturbating under a short amount of time

I was grogging last night man.

by Ludacroisburfer July 16, 2024

Grog

A male dog over the age of two

I was going to take our smelly grog out for a walk.

by Germ master May 13, 2025

Grog

Like pog but only for cool people

So grog!

Grog!

That was total grog bro!

Not grog man >:(

by Frozenfreakerhd July 3, 2023