Grilling Ham

Grilling Ham (noun): A clever tactic to avoid work or ignore a call. Originally based on the idea that someone was “too busy grilling ham” to respond, it now refers to any exaggerated excuse for getting out of something.

Sorry, boss, I can’t join the Zoom call—I’m in the middle of grilling ham.
or

Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.

by b-rad.J February 10, 2025

guillionaire

Someone who has acquired obscene wealth through evil or sociopathic activities, or who conspicuously uses that wealth for evil purposes, such that be among those guillotined when the revolution comes.

He made a few million flipping real estate, but it was founding the Chadcoin cryptocurrency and marketing it to millions of incels on Joe Rogan that made him a guillionaire.

by TJMeathook April 5, 2025

Grilling Lettuce

A way to describe an individual who isn’t quite right in the head.

Did you see the guy with the helmet eating soup with a fork? Yeah he’s grilling lettuce for sure.

by Williams Nardin May 28, 2025

gorilla grillin

Staring hard at someone or something
Can be in a mean , hypnotized and horny type of way

Yo dawg you gorilla grillin you feelin some type a way?

Girl do you see that boy watching me, he is gorilla grillin!

That dude is gorilla grillin like he's about to come over here and take you home!

by Swagdollinbabiieeh December 20, 2013

indoor grilling

Generic sexual innuendo.

" 'bout to do some indoor grilling up in here"

by wyo September 9, 2014

dad grilling

dad grilling

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by reallystinky December 6, 2022

Turned into a grilling rod

Being in a harsh rear-end collision while driving a VW Beetle (or any other rear-engine car with no airbags) and having the steering column skewer the driver. The air-cooled engine catches fire, essentially turning the driver into a grilling rod on top of a campfire.

Do you think I should buy an old Beetle?

Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.

by BigFatNerdYT June 10, 2023