A nice person who doesn't:
1) slit their wrists!
2) isn't depressed
3) isn't greasy damn it!
4) like lables!
A greb is also someone who isn't a townie or chav. They like their own style of music and clothing and most of all doesn't speak like a complete retard!
1) slit their wrists!
2) isn't depressed
3) isn't greasy damn it!
4) like lables!
A greb is also someone who isn't a townie or chav. They like their own style of music and clothing and most of all doesn't speak like a complete retard!
by freaky_mcfreak March 22, 2005
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Named after this theory, matching their psychological makeup
G = Genuine
R = Respectful
E = Educated
B = Befriending
Grebs enjoy a highly comunistical society all are equals, status is gained by friendlyness or individuality rather than random muggings. Most grebs will stay with a sexual partner for years, seeing the bond of friendship to be more than just the sex.
There have been extreme circumstances where grebs have been forced into agressive reactions towards townies, but these are easily won due to more muscular mass in case of males, and increased mental capacity in females.
In greb circles it is cool to express yourself, it is uncommon for a group of grebs to have not formed a band at some point. Most have excellent art or design skills, but would rather have fun producing random films.
Named after this theory, matching their psychological makeup
G = Genuine
R = Respectful
E = Educated
B = Befriending
Grebs enjoy a highly comunistical society all are equals, status is gained by friendlyness or individuality rather than random muggings. Most grebs will stay with a sexual partner for years, seeing the bond of friendship to be more than just the sex.
There have been extreme circumstances where grebs have been forced into agressive reactions towards townies, but these are easily won due to more muscular mass in case of males, and increased mental capacity in females.
In greb circles it is cool to express yourself, it is uncommon for a group of grebs to have not formed a band at some point. Most have excellent art or design skills, but would rather have fun producing random films.
Typical conversation between greb and townie;
Greb - "Iguana!"
Townie - "Wot da fook was dat abt man? u wants to have a go? iz gonna kick da shit out of u"
Townie proceeds to punch greb. Greb returns favour.
Greb - "Iguana!"
Townie - "Wot da fook was dat abt man? u wants to have a go? iz gonna kick da shit out of u"
Townie proceeds to punch greb. Greb returns favour.
by Richard Attenborough III April 30, 2004
Get the greb mug.A person who tries too hard to be someone that they don't want to be. An example may be 'Camilla'. They try to be so 'emo' and 'scene' by dying all thier old clothes black and overshopping at H&M.
by Dean5 February 29, 2008
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by dave ralph April 2, 2008
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Get the Gerber brain mug.Typically a try hard pre-teen. It is hard to find a greeb over the age of about 17, and under 10 (although you do find certain odditys) Generally they wear a HIM/MCR/Hello Kitty/Panic! At the Disco top, with destroyed baggy jeans/exceedingly tight bright-assed skinny jeans. Braclets and accessories a must. Sometimes they wear glasses to look cool (not because they are blind) and hang around drinking and doing drugs/smoking, anything to try and look cool.
Basically a rip off of a scenekid/metal head. Infamous for having "the angles" on MySpace/Bebo, where you take photos from above yourself, to make yourself more flattering/less of a fat shit. Usually has "x"s at the back and front of their msn name. Tries to get dates and girlfriends via MySpace, usually to a funny result. Basically all the worst bits of puberty rolled into one stereotypical mess.
Can be found any saturday on College Green, in Bristol, UK.
Basically a rip off of a scenekid/metal head. Infamous for having "the angles" on MySpace/Bebo, where you take photos from above yourself, to make yourself more flattering/less of a fat shit. Usually has "x"s at the back and front of their msn name. Tries to get dates and girlfriends via MySpace, usually to a funny result. Basically all the worst bits of puberty rolled into one stereotypical mess.
Can be found any saturday on College Green, in Bristol, UK.
"Hey man, i love your bright neon studded belt, it makes you look so manly and apsolutely nothing like a greeb!"
"Thnx dude, ur so kewl I jst luv bein acceptd by those xScenex kidz overe dere, do u fink if I try to be lik dem they'll notic me?"
not a blind chance you stupid kiddy.
"Thnx dude, ur so kewl I jst luv bein acceptd by those xScenex kidz overe dere, do u fink if I try to be lik dem they'll notic me?"
not a blind chance you stupid kiddy.
by jon_sparky March 28, 2009
Get the greeb mug.A greb is someone who wants to be individual, they are usually smart and are really nice people unlike chavs... who i think should be shot. Many people think grebs have greasy hair and wear baggy clothes to cover self harming marks, but they actually care about their appearance and wear baggy clothes to express their feelings.
I am a greb and I tend to hang around in a big group just talking, on non school uniform days I wear black baggy clothes and loads of jewellery where as chavs wear trackies and football shirts and generally try to act hard to impress others. Grebs Rule
by Holly K November 6, 2007
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