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touch it. now.

a green plant thingy eaten by animals for energy and food. also the bane of every hardcore gamer.
Dude 1: broo stop tryharding at this simple game
Dude 2: L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + yo mama
Dude 1: please for the love of god go touch grass now
grass by ProfessionalDumbass420 April 13, 2022
dude stop watching hyunjin fan and and go touch some grass
grass by tojisrighthand April 21, 2022
A plant found in the outside world, impossible to be touched by discord mods.
Grass was first created years ago, where the planet named earth grew green stuff now named grass.

Its also used in insults for people with no life or discord mods.
But can also be referred to a dead and cringey term.
'Mod: "No memes in general >:((((("
Someone: "Go touch grass you obese 500 pounded 40 year old man go fucking kiss your discord kitten, L bozo + ratio"
Grass by Grass toucher 9000 April 26, 2022
Something gamers/weebs don't get. it is green in colour and is soft most of the time. it can be both tall and short. gamers often see this in their little games.
discord cal sound
"Today, I went out and touched grass, Nyan-Nyan-Kawai chan!"
"That's amazing, Gamer-Kun! I'll be with you on this journey!"
Grass by Ikea.gender May 4, 2022
Hey Sophia, hand me some of that grass why don’t ya πŸ™ŒπŸ†
Grass by Cooliogirlio28 June 1, 2022
A common plant that comes in large numbers

Something League of Legends players can't touch
Grass by Alon the donut June 5, 2022