granny slammer

A person who usually prefers to have sexual intercourse with way older female, especially the wrinkled, cunt-dry ones.

A: "That eighty-five year old granny gave me a nice BJ last night."
B: "Oh my gosh, you're a friggin' granny slammer!"

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Tranny Granny

What's up with Pop lately? He can't stop doing the tranny granny.

by meowlnir February 03, 2016

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A transvdite grandma.

Neil's grandma is a tranny granny

by Darryl February 05, 2003

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A bar mostly frequented by older people, mainly older ladies.

"Where's dad tonight"?
"He's down at the grab-a-granny".

by allofgodschildren February 04, 2016

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Old Men(perferably over 50) engaged in sexual activity dressed up as Old Lady's

I was totally into that old lady till I found out she was a granny tranny

by Surg June 01, 2006

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The dangling labia of a woman of a certain age, usually found on females over 65

Simon had heard of Granny's Oysters but looking down at his grandmother in the bath revealed the true horror of this labial nightmare!

by Ivor Lar-Jed June 29, 2006

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When a girl’s ass is lumpy or saggy

Hey bro, see the girl in the shorts, she has a total granny butt.

by Carson Trometer August 23, 2019

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