granny slammer

A person who usually prefers to have sexual intercourse with way older female, especially the wrinkled, cunt-dry ones.

A: "That eighty-five year old granny gave me a nice BJ last night."
B: "Oh my gosh, you're a friggin' granny slammer!"

by Liberty Valence, PhD April 23, 2009

Tranny Granny

When your grandpa puts on your grandma's clothes and crossdresses.

What's up with Pop lately? He can't stop doing the tranny granny.

by meowlnir October 6, 2016

tranny granny

A transvdite grandma.

Neil's grandma is a tranny granny

by Darryl February 5, 2003

grab-a-granny

A bar mostly frequented by older people, mainly older ladies.

"Where's dad tonight"?
"He's down at the grab-a-granny".

by allofgodschildren October 4, 2016

Granny Tranny

Old Men(perferably over 50) engaged in sexual activity dressed up as Old Lady's

I was totally into that old lady till I found out she was a granny tranny

by Surg June 3, 2006

granny's oysters

The dangling labia of a woman of a certain age, usually found on females over 65

Simon had heard of Granny's Oysters but looking down at his grandmother in the bath revealed the true horror of this labial nightmare!

by Ivor Lar-Jed June 29, 2006

franny the granny

a badass grandma

Franny the Granny was kicking Izzyskittles' ass in a danceoff.

by ekdghru March 3, 2015