The Goof-Clap

The outrageously wack hairstyle typical of fuck boys, douche-bags, hipsters and goofs. The goof-clap is where the sides and back of your hair are shaved to stubble or skin, and a short tuft of hair on the top of your head is all that remains. Unless you have been living in a bomb shelter all your life, you have definitely seen individuals sport this hairstyle before. Popular (but not exclusive) within youth culture as a means of feeling a sense of community and belonging. If you sport the goof-clap and are proud of it: you should perpetually feel miserable for the rest of your life. If genocide of haircuts was at all possible or feasible, I would fully endorse it to ensure the eradication of this continuing to be a prominent hairstyle of both males and females.

See also: Undercut, Rugrats cut, Macklemore cut.

Human 1: Man, that guy over there could not stop talking about the accumulation of money, women and material possession. Surely he is not as vapid and superficial as he portrays himself to be...
Human 2: You mean the fuck boy over there with the goof-clap? Surprise surprise.

by bewbays November 18, 2015

goof the floof

Scientology slang for masturbation

Xenu took the last moments he had in office to really goof the floof.

by supressive_person August 05, 2006

goof around

to act silly.

The kids were all goofing around,waiting for the bus.
Don`t goof around.

by Gary.Wong. December 03, 2013

Goofed up

Another way of saying i fucked up. (another way of saying: you done goofed)

1. Susan(drops box) Bob you done goofed.
2. Bob(drops box):i goofed up.

by KINGJ345 October 16, 2014

goof ass

someone who says something stupid or does something stupid

Ebonee:i heard u suck oll dude dick
CANDICE:MAN GET YO GOOF ASS OUTTA HERE

by EBONEE August 27, 2006

Goof Fest

A gathering of multiple goofy individuals. Or a person who has the capabilities of multiple goofy people.

Pure Goof: Hey you wanna come to my party?
Linus: No, it's probably just a goof fest.

by Kul_Kar June 06, 2023

Goofing it Up

A Stupid Style. Acting a Goof, doing something stupid.

Man 1 "Will is over there Goofing it up"
Man 2 "Yeah acting the Goof as normal"

by a Happy chesseburger March 15, 2010