The outrageously wack hairstyle typical of fuck boys, douche-bags, hipsters and goofs. The goof-clap is where the sides and back of your hair are shaved to stubble or skin, and a short tuft of hair on the top of your head is all that remains. Unless you have been living in a bomb shelter all your life, you have definitely seen individuals sport this hairstyle before. Popular (but not exclusive) within youth culture as a means of feeling a sense of community and belonging. If you sport the goof-clap and are proud of it: you should perpetually feel miserable for the rest of your life. If genocide of haircuts was at all possible or feasible, I would fully endorse it to ensure the eradication of this continuing to be a prominent hairstyle of both males and females.
See also: Undercut, Rugrats cut, Macklemore cut.
See also: Undercut, Rugrats cut, Macklemore cut.
Human 1: Man, that guy over there could not stop talking about the accumulation of money, women and material possession. Surely he is not as vapid and superficial as he portrays himself to be...
Human 2: You mean the fuck boy over there with the goof-clap? Surprise surprise.
Human 2: You mean the fuck boy over there with the goof-clap? Surprise surprise.
by bewbays January 24, 2016
Get the The Goof-Clapmug. by supressive_person August 4, 2006
Get the goof the floofmug. by Gary.Wong. December 3, 2013
Get the goof aroundmug. by KINGJ345 October 16, 2014
Get the Goofed upmug. by EBONEE August 27, 2006
Get the goof assmug. A gathering of multiple goofy individuals. Or a person who has the capabilities of multiple goofy people.
by Kul_Kar June 6, 2023
Get the Goof Festmug. by a Happy chesseburger March 15, 2010
Get the Goofing it Upmug.