Goob

What you call someone when you're trying to show affection towards them (invented by @/PepperMintTeee on twitter).

Person: Ily goob.

Goob by kettakujo September 1, 2023

goob

good bitch

Kieran : Odin you fat little goob

Odin: kys

goob by Bricklayer Steven March 20, 2024

goob

Short for "goober".

An affectionate nickname for a pet or a person, typically referring to something or someone cute in a baby way. This name is usually used in place of their actual name, and is almost always only said when talking to them.

Hi goob! You're so cute! Yes you are!

Did you get into the catnip again, goob?

goob by stormlines May 14, 2024

GOOB

The leader of a bunch of people who wish they own the world. Most of these people are either Republican politicians or hardcore capitalists, though there are also some total randos and even one Democrat. The GOOB is a supreme being whom these people worship, as they continue their attempt to make capitalism permanent.

Person 1: That guy just checked his phone, and his home screen is a photo of the GOOB.
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!

GOOB by TheRootSquad October 15, 2024

Goob

A girl that is super sexy but confusing to understand.

That girl is cool and all but she’s a goob

Goob by Jooooob February 20, 2025

Goob

A nasty trucker who admits to just pissing on himself a little bit every time he pees into a bottle in his truck. Tends to be a bit racist and cry victim when blasted.

Goob is crying for peace and to just play again. If you listen closely you can hear him missing the piss bottle again.

Goob by TheHairy July 21, 2025

Goob

Meaning you dont even give a fucking shit

Person: HOLY SHIT MY DOG IS DYING CALL 911
me: Goob.
Person: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YO-
me: goob

Goob by heyokiaa December 16, 2025