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Gonk

An unintelligent and sometimes inbred person who lives in a small rural town in States like Pennsylvania. Gonks typically talk in a manner that is a cross between mumbling and gibberish. When speaking they usually look at the ground and their body language is one of annoyance. Gonks love NASCAR, macro lagers, the discount bin at Walmart, and Kid Rock. They enjoy wearing fleecy pajamas to almost any occasion and their dress attire usually consists of some type of Mossy Oak formal wear. Hygiene and tooth care is usually considered optional, education is considered suspect, and anyone not from the town they grew up in are considered outsiders and will be deemed lesser. Gonks are usually very useful when it comes to manual labor type tasks and excel in this type of employment.
Ronnie: Hey Jeffy, you wanna go to Walmart tonight? I need underware, my last pair had a blowout.

Jeffy: No way Ronnie, it's Friday night and all the gonks will be out in their fleece pajamas buying Power Bait and searching the discount bin for Kid Rock CDs.
by Shonky R August 8, 2025
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Gonk

The sound a legendary god, The Gonk Droid, worshipped by millions, makes.
Gonk. Gonk. Gonk gonk. Gonk.
by Dork Maul August 21, 2019
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Gonk

A scottish word for blow job. Heard specifically in the scottish tv series 'chewin the fat'
Geez a gonk ya dobber
by Bigweecoolguy November 24, 2021
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Gonk

The definition of a gonk originally was for a doll with a frizzy beard and long hat.

In different terms a gonk is an idiot, someone who is incompetent, and/or can’t function properly.
You are an absolute gonk! Or You’re straight up just a pure gonk.
by LenOfTheLaw September 20, 2023
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Gonk

Gert long c**k
He has a gonk.
by catmaster18 April 21, 2021
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Gonked

To be taken by surprise in a funny way
That stormtrooper got gonked when he hit his head on the door
by YuOfTheNight November 25, 2019
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