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Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.
The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

golden lightning shower 

GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.
That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.

golden lightning shower 

Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.
After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!

Golden Baby Shower 

After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off
Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”

Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”

Golden Muck Shower 

The act of taking a shit in the shower and then proceeding to drench it in piss while the vile concoction splashes all over your face and the shower walls.
Well call me a cracker at midnight! I’ll be damned! Colby just took a Golden Muck Shower in our clean bathroom! He will suffer for this now!

Golden; like a shower. 

A term used to express a more than satisfactory state of being.
Ward: "Beever, your mother and I are going to the malt-shop; would you care for anything?"

Beeve: "No thanks pops, I'm golden; like a shower."