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goffa

Derogatory. A mentally handicapped person, a retard.

Possibly derived from the name of Heol Goffa 'Special' School in Llanelli, South Wales, however its use has spread much further afield.

Its use can be accompanied by a special hand gesture and jib to emphasise the point:
The jib is accomplished by placing your tongue in front of your bottom teeth and pushing your bottom lip outwards, and crossing your eyes.
The hand gesture consists simply of slapping the back of one limp hand with the other.
Person 1: Shit, I just locked my keys in the car.
Person 2: Hur hur, you goffa! *pulls face and slaps hand*
by Tom Long December 21, 2007
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Goffa

hahaha, you goffa (to colleague as he commits an act of idiocy)
by Pete November 24, 2003
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Goffe

Typical emo teenager in Stockholm Sweden of the female gender. The male being called Grunthor Often found slashing her wrists or "playing the wrist violin" as it's also referred to. Camouflages her/himself in black since the daytime and sun is their natural enemy. Some purple, red, pink and striped varieties can also occur ocasionally. Manson is a hardcore yet typical goffe. On any given weekend night a typical stroll through any suburban park will yield the discovery of dozens sometimes more goffes and grunthors sitting in groups drinking lightbeer and slashing their wrists in synch with the dark repetitive music in their ipods.

Also a great and cheap way to dress for halloween themed parties since all you need is to rip your clothes and look depressed.
Feeling depressed? Wearing black? you're definately turning into a goffe.

Goffe is NOT a fashion statement. Its a way of life.
by Aussie_D January 16, 2009
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goffnob

some one who has a funny shaped nob
person a : hes got a goffnob
Person b : i know lol
by O this is a name September 5, 2020
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Goffin

Drinking large amounts of strong ale until you’re unable to function normally
I’m Goffin tonight until I shit my trousers
by Baz the tiler December 7, 2020
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Goffing

The act of fooling around and or clowning.

To goff is to act a fool
An underground and underrated slang coming from the old English word Goff

*Also interchangeable with the less superior term goofing

NOT to be miss understood with golf,goof, goth or josh

A goff will scoff at a goofy goth playing golf
Example1
“Man Marvin ain’t got no handle on his hoes. Boy is goffin’ on is whole damn block.”

Example2
“Indeed, gaze at the goffing underclass. How they smell of unkempt ass and elderberry. Indeed yes. Quite true. yes.”
by Joseph randy-Bones Melvin August 19, 2022
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goffy

the cringy version of goofy.

tldr: not funny
caleb: *tells a stupid joke*
me: how goffy of you
by goffycoffee123 May 27, 2020
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