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gobble the goose 

form of speech:Verb;
tense:Singular/Present tense

When a man performs oral sex on a woman
or vice versa, the "goose" would be defined singularly as bodily fluids produced durring sexual intercourse, thus Gobbeling the goose would be the intake of fluids from sex organs such as the penis or vagina, ect.

Other Forms of Speech:
Plural/present (Gobble the geese)
Singular/Past tense (Gobbled the goose)
Plural/past tense (gobbled the geese)
Noun Form (Goose Gobbler)

Synonyms followed by (noun form):
Suck cock (cock sucker), Eat pussy (pussy eater), Guzzle Cum (Cum Guzzler), Muching carpet (Carpet Muncher), Sample the stick (Stick sampler), give head (head giver), nut juggling (nut juggler), cooch capering (Cooch caper), squirreling (squirreler),ect.

Antonyms in noun form:
Non-head'giving prude ass bitch.
-Hey Betty, I was gobbled some geese last night at the office party.
-Oh yeah, with who?
-Well, it was a number of people...i was awfully hammered and/or stoned, and cant remember a damn thing!
-Well then how did you know that you gobbled geese?
-I found it evident as when i woke up, i discoverd protein stains on my dress...far too much for just one individual! So logically, i figured i gobbled at least 4-7 mens geese.
-Well I hear Jack produces a lot of man juice now a days...you could have just gobbled his goose
-How do you know of Jacks man juice production rate?
-I pay him 10 dollars a day to fill an empty gatorade bottle with his cum, so that i may enjoy it not only when im secretly giving him head in his office, but also when im on the go!
gobble the goose by Tori January 4, 2004

Gobble gobble 

Guy: Hey, your chicken head just made Gobble gobble!
Other guy: Yeah, chicken heads make gobble gobble.
Guy: Ah yeah, cool.
Gobble gobble by NicoSWD October 5, 2006

gobble gobble 

The sound the penis gobbler makes when he stalks his pray(dick)
he screamed gobble gobble as he took a load in the mouth
gobble gobble by VeNoM420 October 17, 2010

gobble gobble 

Some crazy black dude was yelling this in the middle of the street. Now we yell it at strippers while drunk.
gobble gobble by Dalmuti February 28, 2005

gobble gobble 

The sound a mouse makes when imitating a turkey
Mouse: gobble gobble
Person A: Its a turkey!
PersonB: That it is.
Mouse: Haha I win.

Gobble dee gook spasm

The exact point of reflux during deep fellatio inflicted upon the female throat.
Lara: I went down on Steve the other night and almost spewed, he shoved my head down to far..

Jess: oh.. You mean you experienced a gobble dee gook spasm?
Gobble dee gook spasm by stink wizard November 21, 2013