Glory Socks

The act of having sex whilst being nearly but not quite naked, by wearing nothing but your socks - a fact which is unknown to your partner until post-sex Glory Sock bragging is performed. This apparently irritates some people which makes it even more awesome. Works best with ridiculous socks.

Bert: That was amazing!!!

Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*

Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!

Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!

by KingTen87 September 16, 2011

glomjorious

1. A feeling of intense satisfaction brought about by gluttony.

2. The look on a dog's face when it sticks its head out of a moving car window and its tongue flaps in the wind in a glorious manner.

1. I ate the entire cake, and I feel absolutely glomjorious!

2. That dog looks totally glomjorious.

Credit to /u/desmodaeus, /u/RamsesThePigeon, and /u/ConstantlySlippery of Reddit.

by eggbig June 6, 2014

Glory Goblin

Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.

David was in disbelief after finding out he was serviced by a Glory Goblin and not a female.

by PMitrano January 15, 2016

Globyhob

Globyhob is the last name of a famous book protagonist, the book is taught in many child development classes around the universe.

That’s an epic GLOBYHOB moment

by Amilkyman March 19, 2021

Holy Glory

Receiving a blowjob through a glory hole in a Catholic confession booth.

Sunday prayer was a real bore, so I headed over to the confession both for a Holy Glory

by Dr. Infant May 25, 2017

Going for Glory

1. In football, to give the ball some welly from 40 yards out in the hope you will score a brilliant equaliser and be carried off the pitch by adoring team mates, rather than hit a defender or balloon hilariously over the bar, as you almost certainly will.

2. In a wider context, to refer to somebody having a jolly good go at something that they will inevitably fail at.

1. "We're into the 89th minute. Owen's got the ball, Geremi's to his left, and...oh dear."
"What can you say, Clive. The lad was going for glory."

2. "Did you see our Jeremy, chatting up that blonde bombshell?"
"Yeah. Got to give the lad credit, going for glory like that."

by Parsefone June 12, 2008

Poop Shoot Glory

The feeling of euphoria one gets after taking a particularly satisfying dump.

My god I am reveling in this poop shoot glory!
Poop Shoot Glory after a NO-WIPER is one of the finest things in life.

by neogemima April 21, 2009