Rhompy Stomp Glomper

When someone is so fucking fat and whale that they cause an earthquake on every step they take. Usually the result of eating too much cake the fat cunts, but can also be caused by poor diet and lack of exercise. When swimming in the ocean, the fat ugly jam donut eating, huge gut having, thighs the size of a 40' container possessing, cake chomping whompers have been known to cause tsunamis in Japan, the fat fucking cunts.

Helen is a Rhompy Stomp Glomper

by Ssewankambo May 16, 2021

glomp

kind of a cross between a hug and a tackle. showing exctement to see one person. usually used in either a sexual or non sexual way. i run at you, all excited, expecting you to catch me and hug me.. basically i throw myself at you at very high speeds to say a simple hello.

me: *runs at you* *screams* CATCH ME!
you: *catches and hugs*

i like to glomp people with excitement.
"glomp" used as "greet and jump at"

by cay-oh! May 15, 2007

glomped

past tense of glomp

dude 1: did you see girl 1? she glomped dude 2!
girl 2: she had to glomp someone;it was a dare.
dude 1:your right its in the past.
girl 2: i was dared to do this *glomps dude 1*

by mage wilson June 20, 2007

Glomp

To take a Great Leap of Monstrous Proportions.

"Mary's crazy. She's always glomping everyone."
"John just got Glomped by Suzie - how cute!"
*Alice glomps Jack with great momentum and spins around him before settling in a tight hug. Jack is unable to breathe and falls to the floor with Alice tightly glomping him.*

by xkaliboor August 14, 2016

glomp

1. a low-budget cronch
2. to eat soft or soggy foods
3. to take a large bite out of something

She just glomped that pizza! A whole glomp!

by glompin’ gators June 14, 2018

Glomp

A small amount of sauce or gelatinous food item.

Can you give me just a glomp of mayonnaise, please?

by WaukeshaPlap May 16, 2019

Glomp

Glomping is like tackling, but furrier

I'm gonna glomp u owo

by TheGlompMaster November 5, 2019