gouda

a term coined to describe money. Made popular by the Yay Area and E-40

"Gouda means cheese and cheese means jappa." (from E-40's cd My Ghetto Report Card)
"Makin that Gouda hustla!"

by Micheline White April 28, 2006

parental guidance

The presence of a parent or an adult within earshot of a conversation that a teen is having with another teen with a topic they don't want the adults to know about.

while talking on the telephone:
Teen1:"So how was your date with the new hottie from school?"
Teen2:"Uhm...will tell you about it tomorrow..."
Teen1:"Oh! So there's parental guidance there now eh?"
Teen2:"Yup!"

by back2kcab May 9, 2009

gudani

ancient greek warrior. stunningly gorgeous, amazingly athletic, dizzying intelligence.

Brad Pitt does a great impression of gudani in the movie Troy.

by jessica Simpson March 1, 2005

gildan

One who thinks they know what nickelback is. As a result, are trifilin' in their own sense of the word. The individual often appears as redheaded and with freckles.

"Wow Greg sure is gildan right now, he thinks he knows what nickelback is."

by Nate Young II April 15, 2008

Gouda Ballz

Not to be confused with fromunda cheese, Gouda ballz is a condition of your nuts after being subjected to moisture for any length of time.

John has Gouda Ballz!

by Buhdoggie October 25, 2008

Gaudalupe

Is the best fucking person in the whole world. Not to mention she’s a child of god

We need to pray for Gaudalupe

by Deez Nuts Production April 14, 2019

Guidance counselor

A stupid bitch that you get sent to when the teacher cant deal with you opening your soda "loudly" Often after being sent to the hoe your parents get contacted for no goddamn reason. Often this person makes you suicidal and is a snake. One minute your in her office drinking tea the next shes suspending you for something you didn't do and she has no proof you did it.

Student: so we are all good this was just a misunderstanding
Guidance counselor: Yes ill call your mom just so she can " understand " what happened.

Student: Nothing happened though you even said it yourself.
Guidance counselor: leave my office im trying to work.

by myschoolisgay April 18, 2019