by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Man 1: "woah u should get the fucking mug you asshole I will put you to sleep permanently if you don't get the mug you bitch get the mug"
by UrbanDictionaryLikesMugs February 08, 2025
Mark: damn it! I failed my pee pee test!
Tod: You know what they say 'spankin gets you 'wankin
when Bonnie meets Clyde
Tod: You know what they say 'spankin gets you 'wankin
when Bonnie meets Clyde
by Linda Lazania October 05, 2017
You: Damn it. I applied my screen protector wrong!
Your best friend: Don't worry, imma get you right.
You: Thank you so much. Glad I know someone who can fix this.
Your best friend: Don't worry, imma get you right.
You: Thank you so much. Glad I know someone who can fix this.
by CalamityCloud December 16, 2023
A guy/girl wants to be more than friends; if you say “where” they will play it off and say best friends
by xxxtentaciton777 January 14, 2018
a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life
sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.
by dight May 05, 2022
A phrase someone says when a man does something polite or charming. It means to get a respectful boyfriend like the guy you are referencing is to his girlfriend.
Jenna: Hey Charlie, can you go get me some more water?
Charlie: Sure (gets up to go get Jenna water)
Jenna: Can you also grab the ketchup?
Charlie: Yeah (grabs ketchup and water and brings them to Jenna)
Alice: Get you a mans like this!
Charlie: Sure (gets up to go get Jenna water)
Jenna: Can you also grab the ketchup?
Charlie: Yeah (grabs ketchup and water and brings them to Jenna)
Alice: Get you a mans like this!
by Jeff Goldblum 101 July 01, 2020