Geriatric bypass

Euphemism for committing suicide, especially when it's describing a young person.

Did you hear that Heath Ledger's OD was supposed to be accidental?
Bullshit - it was totally a geriatric bypass.

by Jayfa September 2, 2010

hide the lubricated gerbal

gay kids hide a gerbal in each others asshole n the first to find it wins. This is played by a bunch of boys that have nothing to do at night

Hide the lubricated gerbal may hurt very baddly but for those who are gay they injoy it

by Dipinto July 29, 2006

geriatric fart

old fart

"he's 92 he's a geriatric fart"

by bumb October 1, 2003

geriatric fuck

- The term the Anthony Kuhn says only to the mentally handicapped, potheads, Sluts of any kind (Kiersten Hores, Ashley George, Kayla Cunningham, ect.), and the political republicans that can not do a damn in society.

Ronnie Hickman-"Hey any of you guys have a dollar?" Kuhn- " NO! So go away you geriatric fuck!"


Hey Tom, I caught up with my neighbor, and they told me that his kid was mentally challenged so I say to them "so he's a geriatric fuck?" So they came in their hands and threw it in my face and yelled "SEAGULLIN'"

by JPS2984 March 22, 2009

Geriatric sex

sexual intercourse between two or more older individuals.

Man, those old people in that movie were having geriatric sex! I almost puked!

by princess1987 November 28, 2010

Geratol

Common misspelling for Geritol, a medicinal tonic.

Look, I wrote geratol. I can't believe I was so stupid I spelled Geritol with an A.

by DocWu January 9, 2012

Gerbas

(ger-biss) Specifically a dog. It could also mean some sort of cute or funny animal or person such as a squirrel, a rabbit, or a baby. The word can basically be used to replace any noun.

Well look at that cute little baby gerbas!

There is a gerbas running through the woods

by B-Covilli21 December 25, 2010