Gar

"Greasy ass residue". This is the stuff which causes a bacon strip on one's underwear. It typically is generated on a hot day and happens several minutes after having gone poo when you simply didn't wipe good enough. It often forces you to go back into the restroom and wipe again. You must be careful becuase if it gets bad enough, it can be smelled by others if talking in a group. Note: if you can smell your own Gar, chances are good that others can as well.

I went for a run last night in the heat and it was so uncomfortable. When I got home, I had Gar so bad that I had to wipe 4 times.

by Parrothead02 November 21, 2014

Gar

A blunt; as in buying a cigar with the intention of emptying the tobacco out and replacing it with marijuana.

“I got a bag of pot, let’s go to the corner store and roll a gar.”

by Totally Legal Alien November 26, 2022

Gar

Gar- Profound stench that hits without warning mid sentence with such potency as to cause one to gag and cough.

I was talking when that gar hit me and I couldn't finish my story.

by Crunchamunch March 14, 2021

Gar

Gar is a recent Filipino slang to refer to someone that is your friend. - It is in the same league as "Parekoy", "Pare, and "Par".

Person 1: "Oy gar, kamusta?".
Person 2: "Okay lang naman gar".

by Nabunake February 12, 2024

Gar

Pushing air through the side of your closed mouth while sort of saying bar at a high pitch.

I love to gar to annoy people.

by GarMaster48 March 01, 2020

GAR

Greasy anal residue. When mucus and shit leak out your ass and creating a disgusting, slimy feeling between your cheeks.

I asked my co worker for some baby wipes cause that taco gave me nasty gar.

by Kawaiibitch420 March 06, 2021

gar

gar is an instagram community of stupid males headed by there leader "rachit aGARwal" who constantly keeps bullying each other (especially slingshot).

Me: GAR is my religion
Other Guy: yes

by adityamusic172 November 22, 2021