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cum gar

a jar of cum. cum gar. typically said by people with low blood sugar or sleep deprived people. CUM GAR !!! CUM GAR!!!

it describes a jar of cum that contains all of the semen that could have possibly cured the disease called My Big Fat Cake Is Too Big For These Pants

or it can just be to spice up a situation
Person 1: wow i’m so bored i wonder what this situation needs right now

Person 2: HAHA CUM GAR

person 1: HAHAAAAHAAHHAHAA

person 2: HAHAHAHAHHA
by littlepeebottle December 8, 2020
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GAR

The best clone army group on ROBLOX. www.roblox.com/My/Groups.aspx?gid=3007326
Damn..that group's a GAR.
by kingmerc23 January 25, 2017
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Gar

Pushing air through the side of your closed mouth while sort of saying bar at a high pitch.
I love to gar to annoy people.
by GarMaster48 February 29, 2020
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Ben Gar

Ben gar is a term For a man who sleeps around with prostitutes and sends nude pictures to people
Yo you see that donny over there that geezers a ben gar he tried to bed my girlfriend and a prostitute at the same time cuz
by L3w368ss May 9, 2018
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GAR-THOCK

A belt that has a cock attached. To achieve double penitration.
Tina wanted dick tonight,she said she wanted to get fucked in the ass pussy at the same time. So I strapped on my Gar-thock and did her dirty.
by Please flag May 20, 2019
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Gars

wraps usually used for rolling marijuana in.
hey man you got some gars ?
nah man i don't smoke

damn okay man
by caterra November 8, 2017
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Gar

Gar- Profound stench that hits without warning mid sentence with such potency as to cause one to gag and cough.
I was talking when that gar hit me and I couldn't finish my story.
by Crunchamunch March 14, 2021
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